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Over the last decade the cultural figure known as the "hipster" has increasingly turned into a target of scorn, despite an apparent disagreement over what the term means and to whom it refers. In his 2008 Adbusters article, "Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization," Douglas Haddow provides one of the keenest descriptions of this trend in its current form. "Take a stroll down the street in any major North American or European city and you’ll be sure to see a speckle of fashion-conscious twentysomethings hanging about and sporting a number of predictable stylistic trademarks: skinny jeans, cotton spandex leggings, fixed-gear bikes, vintage flannel, fake eyeglasses and a keffiyeh…" (1)

As with most recent media examinations of hipsterdom, the article laments the passing of better cultural times. Haddow argues that—whereas the usual role of youth culture has been to attack the superficiality, inauthenticity, and decadence of mainstream adult culture—today's hipsters share few mental proclivities but apathy and irony, comprising "a youth subculture that mirrors the doomed shallowness of mainstream society." (2) But it seems today that everyone uses the word "hipster" to identify a different kind of person. The most consistent thing about the term is that no one will self-identify as a hipster. At one time the word "hip" meant little more than "cool," yet Haddow claims that hipsterdom "is set to consume the very core of Western counterculture." (3)

As to why this happened, Haddow provides two clues: the phenomenon is most highly concentrated in North America and Europe, and it marks the end point of something that started—or at least became solidified—when World War II ended in 1945. Actually, "decadence" may be a more direct precursor to today’s hipster than the word "hip" itself. In his book Decadence and the Making of Modernism, David Weir connects the artistic movement of decadence to the lifestyle movement of bohemianism, and designates the French poet Baudelaire as an "archetypal decadent figure." (4) Weir writes that decadent art is distinguished by its focus on decay, realism (as a departure from romanticism), misogyny, and a stated "superiority of art to nature."

To Weir, Baudelaire’s 1856 poem "Un Charogne"—which ponders an animal carcass in the road—represents Western society beginning to stare directly at death instead of allowing it to lurk behind the veil of conscious thought. Weir says "the poem looks at death with a scientist’s eye, and sees the decaying corpse, not merely as a fact, but as the only fact, a new absolute whose power exceeds that of religion." (5) But instead of leading to humility or grace, decadence seems defined more by anger and arrogance, a sort of violent spasm of the ego following in the wake of despair. It’s basically an aesthetically impressive middle finger held up to death or God—a fabricated confidence, or a defiant defense mechanism.

Weir also surveys literary critics who see in decadent art a deeper investigation of the subconscious mind, following its "discovery" by the romantics. But until Sigmund Freud published the first works establishing the field of psychoanalysis in the late 1890s, the subconscious was only known to very creative individuals who intuitively sensed the importance of one's inner life: thoughts, feelings, dreams, visions, etc. The common person living during the last 150 years has actively avoided any exploration of the subconscious.

Today's hipster is a prime example, since he displays only superficial traits and seems fearful of psychic forces not in direct control of the conscious ego. The hipster's preference for alcohol and opiates over psychedelic substances reflects this notion. And death is the only concept that causes today's decadent more fear than the subconscious. So evidently Baudelaire's indignant stance toward human mortality didn’t mature into an acceptance of death—only passed through time as the "enlightened despair" that Weir points out.

Angry at God or—since the decadent renounced all belief in God—angry at one's mother for subjecting him to life, the original decadent found himself detached from both family and religion. Decadent art lines up historically with the Industrial
Age, when the majority of the world's population moved from rural to urban areas. This is how urban bohemian life arose, by a preference for the emerging hodgepodge of cultural hotbeds over the apparent dead-end of the rural lifestyle and the Victorian social structure. If anything, it was a willingness to subject oneself to a world of artificial decay, as opposed to the natural decay of friendships and families occurring "back home."

People adapted to the urban wasteland by convincing themselves that they played a part in something immense, much in the way religion used to provide a similar feeling. The system of urban life was more realistic and therefore more profound than the intangible system espoused by the church. The flashy distractions of the city offered people an angle of self-reflection that omitted all insecurities and dark uncertainties.

Finally, Weir says the decadent mentality admits its own ineffectual role as scapegoat. He quotes the Italian critic Poggioli: "The very notion of decadence, at least its modern version, is practically inconceivable without this psychological
compulsion…to become the passive accomplice and willing victim of barbarism…to play a passive, and yet theatrical, role on history’s stage." (6)

This acceptance of victimization carried through to the "post-modern" or "post-war" era. In his book Hip: The History, John Leland calls the span from about 1947 to 1959 "the golden age of hip, a Cold War convergence of art, image, dope, clothes, celebrity, intellectual arrogance and rebel grace." (7) Leland divides this golden age into two main movements: the jazz style then emergent known as bop, and a group of writers now ubiquitously known as "the Beat Generation." "[Charlie] Parker, Dizzy Gillespie, Thelonius Monk and a small handful of peers transformed America’s music, jazz, from a reflection of national aspirations to an unblinking critique of them. […] A generation of white writers, led by Jack Kerouac, William S. Burroughs and Allen Ginsberg, could only clock in and follow in kind." (8)

In my mind,
Kerouac is the ultimate hipster archetype, despite his professed disinterest in
their world. Kerouac’s 1958 novel The
provided one of the clearest visions of the post-war urban
hipster. In between descriptions of a brief but heated interracial affair,
Kerouac explains with hurried abandon the "subterranean hip generation
tendencies to silence, bohemian mystery, drugs, beard, semi-holiness and, as I
came to find later, insurpassable nastiness…" (9)

Kerouac’s book
formed a direct link between the '50s hipster scene and the writers of the
mid-19th century. As Kerouac specifies, "The book is modeled after
Dostoyevsky’s Notes from Underground,
a full confession of one's most wretched and hidden agonies after an 'affair'
of any kind. The prose is what I believe to be the prose of the future, from
both the conscious top and the unconscious bottom of the mind, limited only by
the limitations of time flying by as our mind flies with it." (10)

Kerouac also
documents the hipster's superficial traits that have survived to present
time—for example, "…a woman of 25 prophesying the future style of America with
short almost crewcut but with curls black snaky hair, snaky walk, pale pale
junkey anemic face…her hand holding a short butt and the neat little flick she
was giving it to knock the ashes…" (11) And Ann Charters, Kerouac's first
biographer, writes that "at Allen’s apartment everybody hung out in grimy undershirts,
torn T-shirts and battered sneakers.” (12)

While Kerouac
painted them as a mostly harmless bunch, Norman Mailer provides a much grittier
description in his 1957 essay "The White Negro." The first hipster seems to
have been a product of the exact same forces that inspired Baudelaire’s
decadent poetry, only on a much larger scale. Mailer describes a type of young
adult attempting to actively engage the frightening new terrain of Cold War

"It is on this
bleak scene that a phenomenon has appeared: the American existentialist—the
hipster, the man who knows that if our collective condition is to live with
instant death by atomic war…or with a slow death by conformity with every
creative and rebellious instinct stifled…then the only life-giving answer is to
accept the terms of death…to set out on that uncharted journey into the rebellious
imperatives of the self." (13)

According to
Mailer, a specific lingo defined the hipster more than anything else. "Hip"
and "beat" existed in opposition, with hip being the more desirable state. Mailer’s description makes it clear that it was more of a pseudo-philosophy of abstract rationalizations, centered around the
multifaceted concept of freedom. The hipster hoped for inner freedom just as
much as outer freedom. Strangely, Mailer even called it a "cool religious
revival," despite the lack of church-goers in the scene (other than Kerouac, a
believing Catholic). Mailer probably meant "religious" more in William James’s
sense of relating to a divine concept or presence. In other words,
hipsters were mainly concerned with forming a subjective philosophy or value
system based on one’s own life experiences. And as for what hipsters considered
divine, sex was high atop the list.

Objectives other
than sex weren’t so specific, often getting muddled in language about motion.
And an intense interpersonal competition pervaded all aspects of the hipster
lifestyle. Mailer writes, "Unstated but obvious is the social sense that there
is not nearly enough sweet for everyone." (14) This is an enormous part of the
plot in The Subterraneans, both in
literary and sexual endeavors. Thus, friendships were built on flimsy
foundations, and hipsters dropped their loyalties at the first indication that
the "sweet" could be obtained.

Another part of
pursuing sex was the hope of liberating oneself from restrictive moral codes
that appeared to be governing the very people who had orchestrated the horrors
of World War II. Naturally, the hipster turned to those who had never had power: African Americans, especially bop
musicians. In a strange way, Mailer’s hipster represented a broadening of the
social conscience, a budding awareness that the ideals at the foundation of the
United States of America—freedom most of all—had never been fully realized.

The recognition
of jazz’s supreme expressive force inevitably led to a glorification of the bop
scene and the "morality of the bottom." (15) The bop player
and hipster alike "lived in the enormous present" and "subsisted
for his Saturday night kicks, relinquishing the pleasures of the mind for the
more obligatory pleasures of the body." But something about this kick-seeking
annoyed or even infuriated the greater culture, as is evident from Mailer’s
epigraph calling the hipster an "enfant
turned inside out."

the second-wave feminist manifesto The
Feminine Mystique
, Betty Friedan took a moment to chide the beatniks for
their inaction, listing Mailer as a leader of the pack. "It was
easier, safer, to think about love and sex than about communism, McCarthy, and
the uncontrolled bomb. […] Norman Mailer and the young beatnik writers confined
their revolutionary spirit to sex and kicks and drugs and advertising
themselves in four-letter words." (16)

recognized the need to take advantage of increases in higher education and
career opportunities in order to make post-war America as constructive as
possible. Mailer and the Beats, on the other hand, saw the immense price of
creating and maintaining so-called "security" in America and called it an immoral
sham. Thus, a schism formed in the general flow of American culture, giving
birth to what we now call the "counter-culture."

While many today
celebrate the Beats for their rebellious appeal, those writers also marked a dawning appreciation for the concept of individualism. This was the
first large-scale manifestation of what writers and artists had begun at least
100 years prior: looking at one's inner life, like trying to open a clock to
see how the gears work. Mailer saw the hipster’s infantilism as a sign that one
was working through repressed urges. Because of this volatile state of growing
self-awareness, Mailer thought the hipster could be considered a "philosophical
psychopath," struggling to figure out what role the individual person played in
the near-catastrophe of nuclear armament that had developed in the world. In
other words, all humans were acting
in an infantile manner; hipsters were just externalizing
in deliberately extreme ways in order to conceptualize and hopefully
change that part of one’s nature.

Still, the "bohemians" in the city found themselves in a new sub-culture of frenzied
panic. In The Subterraneans, Leo and
Mardou claim that hipsters lived by the motto, "you take care of yourself, I’ll
take care of me." (17) To these two, the American form of Existentialism was a
particularly cruel and self-serving philosophy. Somehow the hipsters didn’t see
that they were acting the same way as America as a whole. Minds like game
theory mathematician John Nash engineered this Cold War mentality in America,
promoting an picture of humans as selfish and paranoid animals. (18) Nash and
others at the Rand Corporation actually recommended this stance, in order to create a
social equilibrium in which one person's selfishness would be balanced against
everyone else's. National leaders encouraged this behavior, and it became a
staple of both domestic and foreign policy.

Similarly, Mailer
notes that psychopathy was on the rise in 1957. Since it was "present in
a host of people including many politicians, professional soldiers, newspaper
columnists, entertainers, artists, jazz musicians…and half the executives of
Hollywood, television, and advertising, it can be seen that there are aspects
of psychopathy which already exert considerable cultural influence." (19)

While the hipster
may have been largely unaware of it, he shared a hostile power drive with
those running the country. This marks the onset of a key characteristic of
post-war American society: an inevitable hypocrisy. From the very start, what
was perceived to be a revolutionary counter-culture was based on the same
foundations of human psychology that underpinned the mainstream culture,
including in politics and the media.

There’s no
denying that the hipster’s lingo masked a lust for power, even if his top prize
was an orgasm, which Mailer alternately refers to as the "holy grail" and "fountain of youth." (20) Greed, deception, and even violence characterized the
hipster’s crusade for that prize, the same as any crusade. Therefore, the
hipster's everlasting battle over the "sweet" played out as little more than a
mammalian dominance game with major similarities to what we call free market
capitalism, just as game theorists like Nash had calculated.

While Mailer
understood that the possibility of thermonuclear warfare was a major impetus
for the hipster's existence, he didn't seem as aware that it thrust the
hipster—like all Americans—into a psychologically primitive state. The hipster
lived proudly with his declaration of self-interest, but in reality he had
little other choice. As Robert Anton Wilson writes in his book Prometheus Rising, "Throughout human life, when the bio-survival circuit senses danger, all
other mental activity ceases
." (21)

This would be a
good time to specify that the character I'm referring to as the "hipster" is
not a real person. It is a cultural construction, an approximation of certain
social phenomena used to describe movements happening in society. It's an
attempt to make a coherent picture out of relative chaos. Since the term has
persisted from the mid-20th century into the 21st, it signifies that these
social phenomena still exist in some form. But as Korzybski used to say (and Wilson used to quote), "The map
is not the territory"—so please keep in mind that I’m using the term "hipster"
first and foremost for convenience.

* * *

As the second
half of the 20th century progressed, the sexual and violent aspects of the
hipster largely faded along with his philosophy. The Age of Mass Media picked
up enormous speed with the appearance of the television, which pervaded most
American homes by the end of the '50s. In 1980 the critic George W.S. Trow
argued that TV had eliminated the common ground—or "middle distance"—between
the individual and any kind of real culture, and that something would have to
fill the gap. (22) But I think that the counter-culture was this first new common ground, a more youthful culture that
teens and young adults felt they could interact with instead of just having it
fed to them. Hence, hip urban neighborhoods served as the principal geographic
component of the middle ground.

And the hipsters
who achieved the most fame in the '50s and early '60s—specifically those who
fall into the group we call the Beat Generation—are the ones remembered today
as the most authentic or admirable. People probably emulate this "golden age of
hip" because it was only temporarily sampled by the Mass Media Machine. The
world portrayed by Kerouac in The
still feels more real or genuine than the post-modern world
depicted on TV.

though, the counter-culture doesn't offer anything much more substantial than
the mainstream culture in terms of lifestyle. People looking back to the Beats
from a distance of half a century—when seeking guidance in how to live one's life—find
mostly ineffective revolt (such as Ginsberg telling America to "go fuck yourself with your atom bomb") and, on the other hand,
Kerouac’s utter compliance with the totalitarian system. As Weir notes, one
true mark of decadence is a willingness for, or inability to avoid, being
victimized by barbarism.

While hip might
be a force of transition that brings new elements into the larger culture, it's
essentially center-oriented; all things flow into the middle, to where the
Great Capitalist Eye can behold them in greater clarity, and then sacrifice
them to the gods (i.e., package them for mass consumption and distribute them
to every neighborhood in America). This descent from "outer" to "inner"—from
sub- to mainstream culture—is often only a matter of time.

In other words,
hip is totally dependent on the power structure, and is therefore, at its
heart, a measure of decadence. And I'd argue that hip is the undertow—a sure
way to drown in the cultural flow that had already risen to near-intolerable
velocity by the 1950s. Today we have Haddow’s picture of the hipster, an empty
shell of a once-meaningful figure—even though the original was also a
construction. Haddow writes that "marketers and party-promoters get paid to
co-opt youth culture and then re-sell it back at a profit. In the end, hipsters
are sold what they think they invent and are spoon-fed their pre-packaged
cultural livelihood." (23)

Haddow also
observes the flimsy aura of rebelliousness that today's hipsters demonstrate.
He attends a hipster party in Williamsburg (Brooklyn, New York), to examine the
heart pumping the lifeblood of the whole "movement." After the party, Haddow
walks past some newly constructed condos and ponders the inevitability of these
supposed rebels rising in the "corporate ladder" and entering the "grown-up
world" of property ownership and "respectability." He considers picking up a
rock and throwing it through a condo window, as if any truly "revolutionary"
act would be better than this total

This brings us
back to the problem of victimization by barbarism. It seems that decadence
survives primarily as a defense mechanism, an effort to lessen the
self-loathing associated with serving as scapegoat of an authoritarian system. I
called the hipster a cultural construction, but we could also refer to him as a mythological figure of the
post-modern age—by which I mean "symbolic," not "fake" or "imaginary." He's no
hero; actually, I'd say he's an anti-hero. The fact that we all hate the
hipster, but no one will actually admit to being one, creates a sort of vacuum
of reality. We project the hipster aspect onto other people, too proud or
fearful to consider how much "hipster" exists inside of us. We are slowly crucifying this figure because
he is proof that our social-democratic and humanistic ideals have failed.

Thus, the hipster
is the agent of apathy. In a way, his
story inverts the Christ myth, and the hipster is our own "anti-christ," or
anti-savior. A hipster might espouse an ideology that intends to improve our
global situation, but that ideology will always be subverted by his will to
power or his acquiescence to authority. Thus, the hipster is not a danger to
the empire but a friend to it—and this slow crucifixion is being conducted not
by a tyrant, but by individuals skilled at self-deception.

Even if it were
possible to create another "golden age of hip" (as many hipster critics seem to
hope for), post-war history would repeat itself because the psychological forces that created this hipster scourge have not
. We haven’t picked apart our own decadent tendencies, our own
apathetic contentment with the continuation of totalitarianism into the 21st
century. Only power status separates the two kinds of decadents, the "bohemian"
and the "bourgeois."

Any reluctance to
play the scapegoat is easily absolved by access to material goods: cars, HDTVs,
and other items fit for "royalty." As a loser, the decadent hipster reluctantly
affirms a socio-cultural system that make him feel like a winner, only later
having to accept that success in the bio-survival game (i.e., "making a
living") means sacrificing all ideals and becoming the very kind of
hypocritical zombie that was one's villain earlier in life.

The hipster has
failed to rebel against the capitalist pyramid scheme, just as he has failed to
revolt against the genetic and psychological forces controlling him from
within. So the hipster might have more to teach us than any other cultural
figure of the present. As we progress through this critical moment in history,
we could benefit from trying to discern the hipster every time we look in the


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1. Haddow,
Douglas. "Hipster: The Dead End of Western Civilization." Adbusters. 7/29/2008. Accessed on 11/24/2010.

2. Haddow, D.

3. Haddow, D.

4. Weir, David. Decadence and the Making of Modernism.
1995. p. xv. Accessed on 11/24/2010.

5. Weir, D.
Ibid. p. xiii.

6. Weir, D.
Ibid. pp. 12-13.

7. Leland,
John. Hip: The History. New York:
HarperCollins, 2004. p. 112.

8. Leland, J.
Ibid. p. 112.

9. Kerouac,
Jack. The Subterraneans. New York:
Grove Press, 1958. p. 23.

10. Charters, Ann. Kerouac: A Biography. New York: St.
Martin’s Press, 1973. p. 185.

11. Kerouac, J.
Ibid. p. 13.

12. Charters,
A. Ibid. p. 182.

13. Mailer,
Norman. "The White Negro." 1957. Reprinted in Dissent, 6/20/2007. Accessed on 11/24/10.

14. Mailer, N.

15. Mailer, N.

16. Friedan,
Betty. The Feminine Mystique. 1963.
New York: Dell Publishing, 1983. pp. 186-187.

17. Kerouac, J.
Ibid. p. 29.

18. Curtis,
Adam. The Trap: What Happened to Our
Dream of Freedom
. BBC. 2007.

19. Mailer, N.

20. Mailer, N.

21. Wilson,
Robert Anton. Prometheus Rising.
1983. Tempe, AZ: New Falcon Publications, 2007. p. 58. Italics his.

22. Trow,
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23. Haddow, D.



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