You Are Only As Old As You Are: The Six Noble Truths of the Zap Philosophy of Aging

Now that it is politically incorrect
for age to be a number, apparently my age is based on how I feel. But how I feel
is always changing. So let's take off the beer goggles of
you-create-your-own-reality, New Age wish-fulfillment thinking. You are
as old as you are and what people
really mean by aging is something far more serious and
tragic than age.