Bad Boy Nietzsche: A Play

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Note from the author: As I do with all my published texts, I urge anyone who stages the play in the future to ignore the elaborate stage directions printed below, which provide a historical record of my own production of this play.

I suggest that each director re-conceive my texts and elaborate a staging that creates their own private vision of whatever world these texts seem to suggest.

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This play is included in the collection Bad Boy Nietzche and Other Plays, recently published by TCG. The play originally ran from January – April, 2000, at the Ontological-Hysteric Theater at St. Mark's Church in New York City.

Credits:

Written, directed and designed by Richard Foreman.
Friedrich Nietzsche – Gary Wilmes
the Child – Sarah Louise Lilley
the Cruel Man – Kevin Hurley
the Beautiful Woman – Juliana Francis

 

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The perspective offered by this play – about a philosopher who preached "perspectivism" – is from within the seeds of his own madness – which we choose to hypothesize as not only flying to embrace a horse being beaten on the streets of Turino – but in healthier years (& may we all productively touch such hidden madness!) – fueled the fire of his epoch-shattering philosophy – in effect turning everything provocatively upside down (as if walking upside down on the other side of the world – in China – as this play fantasizes!).

The following lines from the play are from Nietzsche's poems and letters – doodles on the margin of his philosophy which nevertheless reveal secret fears and obsessions. Nietzsche himself was a kind and gentle man – who turned against his friend Richard Wagner's anti-Semitism – and who during crucial years (celibate most of his life) – worshiped a wise and powerful woman who esteemed him above all others, while refusing to add him to her long list of lovers:

"My dear friend. After you discover me, you find me. The difficulty is now to lose me."

"The divine art is flying — to great heights, from which one throws what is oppressive into the ocean into the depths of the ocean."

"I write on table, write on wall/ with foolish heart a foolish scrawl./You say — the hands of fools deface the table and the wall/ erase it all!/I try to help the best I can/ I wield a sponge, as you recall/ but when the cleaning up is done/ let's see this super sage emit/ upon the walls, sagacious shit!"

"The one thing necessary/ is to keep pen in motion, over the paper./ The pen scribbles?/ I say to hell with that./ And I say no/ to belief systems of all kinds./ Am I condemned to scrawl?/ Boldly I dip it into the well/ and with thick strokes/ my writing flows/ so full and broad/ So what if it's illegible/ Who reads the stuff I write?"

"Oh why is she so clever now, and so refined?/ On her account a man's now out of his mind./ His head was good before he took this whirl./ He lost his head to the aforesaid girl!"

" – I do not love my neighbor near/ but wish he/ were high up and far away./ How else could he become my guiding star?"

" – Lest your happiness oppress us/ cloak yourself in devilish tresses/ Devilish wit and devilish dresses,/all in vain! Her eyes express/ her angelic saintliness."

"Was I ill? Have I got well? But those are well who have forgotten!"

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The stage is a large dark room, with faded painted targets covering the walls like wallpaper. In addition, skulls and pillows are tacked up on the walls as decorative motifs, All over the painted walls, scrawled illegible writing in chalk — as if a deteriorating Nietzsche had allowed his scribbling to escape from his notebooks and cover the walls as his feverishly productive mind overpowered his self control.

One half of the rear wall of the room is missing, replaced by a series of vertical planes lined up behind each other, succeeding ones getting higher as they recede into the distance, all painted a reflective black as if they were the planes of a stylized black ocean. Above the ocean is a decorated arch, beneath which a red sun framed by dark wings, festooned with skulls, rises over the ocean's horizon.

In the shadows stage right sits a large cabinet with a protruding cannon. Pillowed benches line the walls of the room, and angling down from above the audience, metal probes, padded at the end, arrive at the front edge of the stage, chest height.

The floor is coral pink, in shocking contrast to the dark walls, and at intervals on the walls and floor, large block letters spell out fragments of words. The name "Fredrich Nietzsche" in three dimensional script, floats over the stage, as do many lamps.

Loops of music are heard in the background. They change continually, but are ever present throughout the play — sometimes childlike — sometimes military and overpowering.

Nietzsche, dressed in a long black frockcoat, wearing a sleeping cap with a tassel, and carrying a stuffed briefcase, ambles on stage. He does a funny little march, his head bobbing slightly from side to side. He seems to have already descened into a kind of madness. All through the play, he does bits of a stumbling dance, or rubs his hands together and rolls his eyes, always speaking in a voice that keeps cracking and making irrational swoops and dives. As he enters, he cocks his head and repeats "Guess… Guess…" in a child-like sing song voice — to no one in particular.

The child appears at the side — a young girl dressed as a boy — with rosy cheeks — in a white shirt and tie, with a child's cap pearched at a cocky angle.

 

NIETZSCHE:
Guess. . .

THE CHILD:
You look very different from the way I imagined you, Mr. Nietzsche.–

NIETZSCHE:
Guess!

THE CHILD:
I HAVE read bits and pieces of things you write, Mr. Nietzsche — so I imagined you big and strong, with eyes on fire.

(Nietzsche looks about distractedly as the Child advances into the room, hands on hips.)

Is it possible– maybe you aren't the real Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE:
Guess….!

THE CHILD:
(pointing to a toy stuffed horse, hanging from the ceiling) Let's make a test. Suppose I climb up toward that little horse hanging from the ceiling, and start beating it and beating it and beating it — would you protect that poor little horse, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE:
Guess!

(The Dangerous Man appears through a door, head shaved close in military fashion. His cruel beedly eyes, jutting chin and storm trooper boots are in contrast to a kilt he wears up over his chest, as a kind of femenine kilt-bra.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
No guesses.

NIETZSCHE:
Guess.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
No guesses for me, thank you.

NIETZSCHE: (opening his briefcase)
Right this minute, guess what I'm experiencing.
(He throws fistfulls of paper into the air, as four servents in black caps appear and the papers float to the floor. They gather the papers and bring them to Nietzsche, who pushes them away, as he rises, thrusts his chest against one of the probes, emmitting a cry of pain)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I really don't want to know about this, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
Stage fright.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Jesus Christ — Stage fright!

NIETZSCHE: (turning away, stumbling a bit over his own feet)
What's that beautiful music?

THE CHILD:
Is this really you, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE:
Oh — I'm a wonderful dancer.
(He dances in a heavy footed way, holding the hands of the child, as the servants cross the room and point at the dangling stuffed horse.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Oh, I bet this is gonna be special.
(The child pulls him to see the horse, he pulls away with a lurch)

NIETZSCHE:
Let's face it. Nobody likes being chained to the wall by somebody else's imagination.
(A white screen is caried behind him, to frame his body, and he holds it behind him with two outstretched hands.)
–Please! Wipe me out!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I'd do it if I could, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
You can do it. I want things said to me — that will be very disturbing — not to other people of course, but to myself in particular.
(He whirls, holding the screen behind him.)
I want things said to me, that will cut into me like a knife. In that hope, I want everybody's collaboration.

THE CHILD:
Why should we collaborate with you, Mr. Nietzsche? A: — We do not trust you, and B: — we do not like you.

NIETZSCHE:
Really? You don't like me?
(The servents manipulate the screen so it flies over his head and comes down in front of him)
Tell me why you don't like me.

THE CHILD:
Well, first of all, we don't know you well enough to have definite opinions.

NIETZSCHE:
OK, don't try to know me better than you know me right this minute. OK?
(He puts his chest against a probe and spreads his arms.)
Just sustain this same level of hostility for no particular reason because, I need to experience this kind of pressure. Remember– I'll pay very well.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Hey! Let me think about this.
(exit)

THE CHILD: (appears with cake and a single candle)
Hey. Is your mind really on fire, Mr. Nietzsche?
(He rolls his eyes in delight.)
Is this candle for you? Do you like candles?

NIETZSCHE: (Licking his lips)
In fact, what I like is cake.
(He goes for the cake and stumbles and falls onto a bench. The alert servents are already there to support him with pillows.)

THE CHILD:
OK. The cake's for you too.

NIETZSCHE:
I don't deserve it, I suppose

THE CHILD:
Right.

NIETZSCHE:
Right. Look at me carefully. I'm an everyday person in fact.

THE CHILD:
Not really. I think your mind is on fire, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE: (struggling up from the bench)
No. There is no fire inside me.

THE CHILD:
Then how do you manage to capture my attention, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE: (Throwing himself against a probe, with a groan)
Yes. Yes! . . . Yes! I accept that!
(A knock is heard, and a far-away Voice calling "It's open, Fritz!")

NIETZSCHE:
Hello?
(He looks about the room, then stumbles to throw himself against another probe.)
Yes! I accept that!

THE CHILD: (as the servents line up behind him)
Then how do you manage to capture my attention, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE:
Please, be very careful.
(He falls backwards, and the servents push him back onto the probe, as the dangerous man enters with a second cake.)

THE CHILD:
Why should I be careful, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE:
It could be that I am dangerous in my passivity

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
See?
(He shoves the cake at Nietzsche, who stumbles away with a giggle of shock.)
Your passivity is something very intense after all, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
Perhaps.

THE CHILD:
No — Maybe! That's what the word "perhaps" really means, really it does. Am I right?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
You're right.

THE CHILD:
But in fact, I want nothing more to do with you, Mr. Nietzsche.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
She's right, of course.

THE CHILD:
Knock knock! Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
Knock knock?
Is somebody talking to me?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Hey- Nobody said nothing.
(The music rises as a wall, decorated much like the others, slides in to hide the room behind. Nietzsche runs to it and runs his hands over it's surface.)

NIETZSCHE:
No, somebody who is outside is trying to get inside.
(The wall slides out, reavealing four giant egg heads rocking back and forth. They whisper in falsetto "Peek-a-boo!)
My dear friends. After you discover me, you find me.
(The egg heads go "Owwe!")
The difficulty is now to lose me, Friedrich Nietzsche.
(He marches clumsily across the front of the stage, as the wall slides in front of the heads, and then immediately slides off again, revealing an empty room — but at the top of the ocean, framed against the red sun, a beautiful woman with naked breasts, wearing an occult crown and holding two disks painted with symbols. The music is very loud.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (shouting over the music and indicating the woman, above)
Who is that woman up there?

NIETZSCHE: (prancing about the stage)
Well, this is a person who claims, she is unable to live without me.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (Jumping onto a bench to see the woman better)
You?

NIETZSCHE:
This is what she secretly tells me!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
You?

NIETZSCHE:
Not that I believe this is true!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Really?

NIETZSCHE:
Do I believe this is true!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Well? Do you believe it?

NIETZSCHE:
Yes.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (Throws his leg up against the
wall, frightening and semi-erotic.)
Yes is it?
(Nietzsche jumps back in terror.)
–Then whatever happens, you'll never move from this spot.

NIETZSCHE:
. . .Perhaps — perhaps not. Perhaps, perhaps not —

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I don't understand your hesitation.

NIETZSCHE:
No. There is no hesitation.
(He shouts loudly.)
This is paradise, after all.
(The dangerous man slaps his face, and the lady screams and disappears.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
This doesn't look like Paradise, does it now?

NIETZSCHE:
Wrong. Feet, placed firmly on the floor–

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Pick up your feet when you walk.

NIETZSCHE:
–This is Paradise.

(THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: whispers from a door — "Paradise. ")
The oh so poignant torso, twisting slightly to suggest — unimaginable directions.
(THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: "Paradise")
A certain dizziness entering history by accident.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I don't get it, obviously.

(Servants enter with pieces of paper, and a giant-sized pencil. Nietzsche laughs and grabs the pencil, holding it over his head with both hands as the servants hold the paper against the walls, and Nietzsche tries to write on the papers with his giant pencil.)

NIETZSCHE:
Here I am, doing my thing in Paradise.
–I write on paper, write on wall
with foolish heart a foolish scrawl.
You say — the hands of fools
deface the table and the wall
erase it all! Erase it!
(The pencil falls to the floor with a loud crash.)
I try to help the best I can
I wield a sponge, as you recall
but when the cleaning up is done
let's see this super sage emit
upon the walls, sagacious shit!
(The servants begin beating Nietzsche with whips, as a VOICE intones "Pleased to meet you, Pleased to meet you!")

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Jesus Christ. — I heard one bad boy, I.E. Bad Boy Nietzsche, using the word "Paradise"– but this does not look like Paradise the way I imagined it.

NIETZSCHE: (Pushing away the servants)
Wrong.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
What's wrong about it.

NIETZSCHE:
Here I am. Doing my thing, in a place that looks very much like Paradise.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
If Mr. Nietzsche says so, then I guess this is really Paradise.

NIETZSCHE:
Here is a list of potent items.
(The items start being passed over the walls that
create the ocean.)
A crown.

THE CHILD: (Carrying a stuffed toy horse with a crown on its head)
Oh yes, here's a really nice crown.

NIETZSCHE:
A drum.

THE CHILD:
Here comes a big drum.

NIETZSCHE: (Holding up his hand)
Hand.

THE CHILD: (as the servants hold up their hands)
But there are so many hands available, Mr. Nietzsche. How can we choose just one?

NIETZSCHE:
Blindfold! Blindfold!

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (as the servants cover their eyes)
Under the circumstances, a blindfold —
(He slaps Nietzsche, who grabs a chair to defend himself.)
–might be appropriate.

NIETZSCHE:
Knife.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
OK.

NIETZSCHE:
Is a chair appropriate?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Chair. Very appropriate.

THE CHILD:
Maybe you favor physical objects over people, Mr. Nietzsche.
(The bass drum which has been passed over the wall has tubes coming out of it, with funnels on the ends of the tubes. As the music rises, Nietzsche sniffs at one, then holds it to his chect. The man hits the drum, and Nietzsche staggers back as the thud pounds against his heart.)

NIETZSCHE:
Maybe that hurts people, but that's OK. Because I do not favor people. No — not people — but what's inside people.
(Again he allows the child to place a tube on his chest, and the man hits the drum and Nietzsche staggers.)
Again and again. Shaking things to their very foundations. My iron fist. My feet like fire. My knife like a terrible kiss.
(He pretends to stab himself, and a servant brings a blood rag with which he tries to clean his hands.)
Stabbing oneself — hands covered with blood.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (A white shawl over her shoulders)
Beautiful white wings.
(She spreads her arms to extend the shawl like wings.)
Red blood falling from the eyes.

NIETZSCHE: (wrapping himself in her shawl)
That which is oppressive to me, all that I hurl into the depths. Once and for all.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Wings.

NIETZSCHE:
Yes! Wings! The divine art is flying — to great heights from which one throws what is oppressive into the depths of the ocean!
(Skulls appear in the ocean, and falsetto voices cry "peek-a-boo". Nietzsche sings out in falsetto)
Shipwreck!
(A little boat appears at the top of the ocean.)
I throw myself into that ocean — Shipwreck!
I do throw myself into that terrible ocean!
(He dances, stumbling.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Not much of a dancer, are you Mr. Nietzsche?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
A better dancer than a singer maybe.

THE CHILD: (appearing with a cymbal and drumstick)
OK, everybody start dancing!
(She hits the cymbal)
And again! And again!

(A large cut out puppet slides in from the side, so big it has to bend at the waist to fit beneath the ceiling. It slowly kicks its leg as it advances. It is perhaps the God of shipwrecks. The actors start screaming and clawing the walls as the music is deafening and the boat heaves violently. They fall to the floor as the lights fade to black, and a deep voice is heard proclaiming "Shipwreck, shipwreck.")

(The lights return, and the child is seen alone, staring at the little boat on the top of the ocean)

THE CHILD:
He thought he saw a giant boat
Beneath a silver moon
He looked again and saw it was
His lonely living room

He thought he saw the sailors
Throwing breadcrumbs toward the sea
He looked again and saw
A giant fish is eating me!

ALL: (as they claw the walls)
Help! — Help! — Help!

NIETZSCHE: (slowly collapsing to the floor)
Ow! A splinter, my finger….

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (pulling Nietzsche's briefcase out from beneath a bench)
Hey — Look what I found. This is for you, Mr. Nietzsche.
(Nietzsche reaches for it, but the man pulls it away, and runs to the wall)
OK. Let me correct myself. — Mr. "Bad Boy" Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
What's in the briefcase.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Jesus Christ– I don't know.

NIETZSCHE:
Open it.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Oh come on now — Are you afraid to open it?

NIETZSCHE: (doing a slow dance to the briefcase, then grabbing it away from the man.)
Fools have known all along–

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
What fools?

NIETZSCHE: (taking papers out and throwing them up to
the sky. As they flutter down, the servents run in with sticks that have grabber claws on the end — they each sieze a piece of paper in the grabbers and extend it toward Nietzsche.)
The one thing necessary–

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Yes?

NIETZSCHE:
Is to keep — pen in motion — over the paper.
The pen scribbles–?
(The grabbers move pieces of paper against the walls,
and Nietzsche snatches at the papers as he continues- and stuffs them in the cannon out that comes from the side cabinet.)
I say to hell with that.
Well, to hell with that. And I say "No" to belief systems of all kinds.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Don't do that, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE: (he stuffs the papers in the canon with a big canon stuffer, which he then uses to try and write in bold strokes on the walls of the room.)
With thick strokes my writing flows so full and broad.
So what if it's illegible? Ow!
(He loses his balance and falls to the floor.)
Who reads the stuff I write?
Ow! I hurt my shoulder.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (standing over Nietzsche, who rubs his shoulder in pain.)
I think Mr. Nietzsche had an accident.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
There's not much we can do about accidents. They happen.

THE CHILD:
We could get medical help.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Is your shoulder really that bad? Are you a Bad Bad Boy?

NIETZSCHE: (Crawling up onto a bench)
It still hurts, but not so much. I don't think it's broken.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Oh — it's not broken.

NIETZSCHE: (Thinks, then holds out his hand.)
But, I hurt my hand.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Oh? Your HAND?

NIETZSCHE:
–My writing hand.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Then your scribbling day are over, right?

THE CHILD:
What's wrong, Mr. Nietzsche?
(She giggles, and all run off stage. Nietzsche turns
around, then slowly comes down and shows his hand to the audience.)

NIETZSCHE: (Quietly)
Once upon a time I tried writing a letter to a beloved friend, using my left hand, but the letter was unreadable, of course — not because of its content, which came from my heart — but using my left hand I could only partially control the formation of letter after letter after letter!
(He is trying to wrirte on the walls, but again — falls.)
Ow! I hurt my left hand!
(The child enters with a big loaf of break, in the center of which a large knife plunges.)
I better use my right hand to cut some slices from this holy bread which enters my life like an unexpected guest.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Your right hand? You mean your writing hand, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE: (holding the bread)
Have some slices of this holy bread which trembles in expectation.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
That looks like normal bread to me, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
There are valuable jewels in this bread.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
What did you say?

NIETZSCHE:
This bread is very unusual. You eat it — you grow bigger. Your body becomes strong and your head — double–

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Is that really desirable? Such a big head?

NIETZSCHE:
There are jewels — ow!
(He trips and falls on a bench)
— valuable jewels in this holy bread.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (posing against a white screen)
I heard him say something unusual.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
So did we all.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
He said — there are "Jews" in this bread.

NIETZSCHE:
No, no, you misunderstand me. There are jewels, valuable jewels in this bread.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
I would not eat this bread if there were Jews in this bread.
(She slowly advances and takes the bread from Nietzsche. She turns toward the audience and puts her hand on the knife.)
You understand why I say that? Jews — I do not eat Jews.
You better make me believe there are no Jews in this bread, because, my dear Fritz —
(She lifts the knife out of the bread)
— if there are Jews in this bread, then I will put not even the tiniest morsel of this bread in my mouth. But on the other hand–
(She lifts the knife higher, as a siren is heard and she swoons to the floor. Then she she slowly rises to her knees)
–if I am certain there are no Jews in this bread, then I will open my mouth, and allow a few tiny crumbs of bread to enter my own, sweet–
(She licks the edge of the knife.)

NIETZSCHE:
I do not move.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
If you don't move, you're in trouble, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
I hope to prove to you, however, that I do not bake Jews in this bread. So please. Feed me some of my own bread.
(She holds the knife to his mouth.)
I would never eat bread baked with Jews inside. Because to do so, would be to hurt, terribly. . .

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Let's find out.

NIETZSCHE: (He licks the knife.)
What I have in my stomach now — No jews in there! — Only — jewels baked in my bread, now in my stomach.
(He suddenly holds his stomach in pain, tumbling to the floor, as the servants beat him.)
Oww! Can you possibly understand how painful to me to have sharp jewels inside one's stomach?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (still kneeling on the floor)
I am imagining that.

NIETZSCHE:
You tell me what it feels like in the imagination.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
It would be very painful.

NIETZSCHE:
Yes! It is!

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Like broken glass–

NIETZSCHE:
Yes! It is!

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (as a small target passes in front of her eyes)
Or long splinters, driven into the hands , or into the feet.
Or eyes wide open—-

NIETZSCHE: (cowering at the walls)
Please stop–

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Staring straight into the sun, which is probably the most painful thing I can think of — splinters going into my eyes!
(They all scream as the target tears her eyes and the
lights brighten.)

VOICE: (Over loud music)
Eyes Eyes eyes– !
(A phallic serpent rises from the ocean, then sinks down
again.)

NIETZSCHE:
Where is my Chinese horse? Where is my Chinese horse?

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (overlapping)
What the hell are you talking about?
I don't understand you, Mr. Nietzsche.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:(As Nietzsche falls to his knees)
My God — Here is a voice we dare not allow to speak directly because–
(She goes to put her hands on Nietzsche's brow)
–the madness of this voice is infectious, and if one hears this voice speaking directly for itself, one is intoxicated by such speaking, one leaps from high windows, one plunges into wide rivers — from the power of whose turbulence — no escape seems possible.

THE CHILD: (singing, and prancing in the ocean)
–I know where that voice is coming from– I know where this voice is coming from–

(As the servents bring on two stuffed horses, which they throw throw back and forth, Nietzsche grabs one of the horses and dances with it affectionately, and a VOICE is heard over the music)

VOICE:
Here is a man– Here is a man, here is a man who simply cannot opt out of his own self-destructive motives– who listens to himself only.
(One horse is wrenched from Nietzsche's grasp, and he
runs for the other, but that second one is thrown past him — he grabs for it but ends clutching only his own body. He advances to the probe, throws himself against it and sings–)

NIETZSCHE:
Where is my Chinese Horse? Where is my Chinese Horse?
(A wild dance follows, as one of the horses is places on
Nietzsche's back and he prances around the stage as the Child his her cymbals and the lights fade)

* * *

(When the lights return, the dangerous man is at the side of the stage dressed in a bloody apron and feathered hat, holding a tray of raw meat. Nietzsche slumbs exhausted on a bench, embracing his horse.)

VOICE:
Here is a man.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Hard to believe, Frederick Nietzsche, philosopher of power — the missing years of sweet, gentle, Bad Boy Nietzsche — years in the desert, in the lonely mountains of China — unknown years in lonely rooms in Chinese rooming houses–

(He drops the tray to the floor with a loud crash)
— visited in secret — by the Ghosts of wise men seeking power — ghosts of ancient China.

THE CHILD: (bending over the tray)
Where is my Chinese horse?

NIETZSCHE: (rising, hugging his horse)
This is my Chinese Horse.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Chinese or no Chinese, that doesn't mean shit to me
(Crash of Chinese cymbals and the Woman appears above the ocean, with naked breasts.)

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
I can relate to this, please — I too am banished to some nether region, where the best I can do is to try understanding the goddamn rules on this particular shit house planet–

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Sorry about this, Mr. Nietzsche.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (disappearing)
That bastard is NEVER sorry!!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Hey! — spiritual self-laceration is not to my taste.

NIETZSCHE: (in his own world, hugging his horse)
Nobody sees my Chinese Horse. Nobody sees my Chinese Horse. Nobody sees my Chinese Horse.

THE CHILD: (bouncing up and down on the second horse as the Servants dance around her, and the dangerous man re-enters carring a Cerimonial red Chinese wagon wheel)
Is it not true that to pursue and sing whatever one truly desires inside each moment as it passes– this is to pursue — incoherence in fact.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (overlapping)
Chinese whores and horses! Chinese horses and whores!

CHILD & THE DANGEROUS MAN:
True! True! True! True!

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (as things quiet down, she re-
appears, fully dressed)
Mr. Nietzsche is a man who sees the darkness, where other people think there is a light still shining.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
That doesn't mean shit to this tough Chinaman!

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (Crossing to cast a spell on Nietzsche)
Shit heads of the entire world. Do you really believe that Mr. Nietzsche's purpose here on earth is to bring light into places where up till now there has been darkness?

NIETZSCHE: (sings, cuddling his horse in a corner)
Nobody sees my Chinese horse.

THE CHILD: (lifting a whip)
You've never even been to China, you bad bad bad boy.

NIETZSCHE:
— whip me, sir, and you whip my horse.
(She whips)
Whip my horse, sir — and I, also, suffer those same blows. Remember — I'll pay you very well.

THE CHILD: (Backing away, sings)
Jews in my bread….
(She falls over a horse, cries out, and then recovers)
… I have wonderful– Jews in my bread.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
This does not look like China, you crazy man!

NIETZSCHE:
Maybe not. . .but — I'm on my way.
(A tone sounds as the giant shipwreck puppet sides in again, this time danging from his fingers, there is a blackboard on which are written magical Hebrew letters. A pair of legs rises feet first from the ocean, and between the two legs, the phallic serpent. Nietzsche grabs the whip and starts beating at the waves, rather ineffectively, and a voice sings out "Hello! Hello! Hello."
Nietzsche drops the whip and tries to erase the Kabbalistic letters on the blackboard as the lights fade to black.)

(In the darkness a deep voice says "Remember." And Nietzsche cries out "Hello!" Then the lights return, the puppet is gone, and Nietzsche sits alone on a bench.
A moment later, a big snake with a human hand instead of a head jumps up from the ocean and plops onto the bench next to Nietzsche with its tail still invisible inside the ocean. The child is heard crying, and then appears onstage, struggling step by step, supported by two crutches that are too big for her.)

NIETZSCHE; (running back and forth nervously to the Child)
Don't cry. . .don't cry. . .

(More and more of the snake's body pours over the edge of the ocean wall. As the child continues sobbing, the servants enter on their hands and knees, scrubbing the floor, and Nietzsche starts throwing all available objects, including the leftover stuffed horses, over the wall into the ocean. The beautiful lady enters crawling on her knees also, laborously rolling a big boulder. Nietzsche grabs the boulder, as she screams and falls flat on the floor, and he throws it into the ocean and flexes his muscles trying to believe in his own powers–)

VOICE:
Here is a man.
Here is a man.
(Now Nietzsche grabs the hand on the end of the snake and struggles with it, and is wound up in the snakes coils, but eventually subdues it and throws the beast into the ocean. Then he collapses in exhaustion against a wall, but quickly pushes himself away and lifts his arms uttering an inarticulate cry of triumph, and races to the side of the room where he starts pounding on a piano keyboard.

NIETZSCHE: (Stepping back from the piano as the woman
struggles to her feet)
What do I need. I mean –"NEED" — most of all?
(He runs over to pull the cabinet with the cannon into the center of the room, falling to his feet in the midst of his frantic efforts, then scrambling up again to complete the task. He stands panting, hitched to the cabinet as if he were a work horse pulling a wagon. We can now see the cabinet resembles an armor plated tank.)

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (who had picked up a whip, as frantic music quiets, and she leans towards him seductively)
Say "Need," Mr. Nietzsche. Say "What do I Need!"

NIETZSCHE: (embarassed)
I need you — looking at "me."

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Well. I NEED it too, Mr. Nietzsche — you–
(She whips him once and he screams)
–looking at me.
(The cabinet is pulled back to the side as servants strap
Nietzsche into a chest high belt with many wooden sticks attached to the beld and running to the floor forming a kind of 'stick tent' that makes it impossible for him to move.)
Are you looking at me?

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (striding onto the stage, the child following him — he stops suddenly and whirls about suspiciously)
Why is everybody looking at me!
(A lightning flash — and all react with a scream and a whirl to protect their eyes, except Nietzsche who cannot move.)
How the hell do I know what kind of movements to make next?
(A high voice sings "Hello"! He and the child go and thrust their chests against the probes, and he whispers–)
Stage fright!
(The voice sings "Hello!" and the servants hold a target in front of Nietzsche's face)

ALL: (Shouting in fear)
Stage fright!
(Other servants spin the child and the man in a fast whirl and the child cries out "Help," and all are suddenly frozen.)

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Thought has now come, to far away China.
(The target in front of Nietzsche switches to a Kabbalistic sign)
Thought is now upside down, of course–
(Another flash of light that startles everyone — and the voice singing "Hello!")
–on the other side of the world–
(Nietzsche moans as the sign reverses to the target, and the others gently wave their arms like slow flying vultures)
–something wiped out — immense — where death rules things.

NIETZSCHE: (Peeking out from behind the target)
This does not mean that death rules things.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (as Nietzsche is detached from his tent of sticks)
Death? I better look that up in my Chinese dictionary. But in the mean time, let's have drinks! Drinks for everybody.

THE CHILD: (as servants carry on one tray with drinks and
another with the large loaf of bread)
On an empty stomach?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Why the hell not.

THE CHILD:
— We'd stagger around being drunk.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
That sounds OK to me–

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (siezing the bread)
There is bread, to calm such terrible stomachs.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Where the hell did that bread come from?
(Lightning and thunder as the wall rolls in again, to hide
the rear of the room. The child screams and Nietzsche grabs the bread.)

NIETZSCHE:
Do not be afraid! Do not be afraid! I will protect this holy bread — from wind, rain, thunder and lightning!
(They are all sitting, facing the audience, on a bench that
has been placed in front of the moving wall.)

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Careful, shit head Nietzsche — There are jewels in that bread!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
If there are really jewels in that holy bread, which I don't think very likely–

NIETZSCHE:
There are jewels in this holy bread.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
–That would make it god damn dangerous to eat that holy bread.

THE CHILD:
Oh, how dangerous could bread be?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Dangerous enough that we could die from this holy bread.
(He and the child start holding their stomachs in pain,
and collapse to the floor)
If we ate this holy bread, we could all die.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Since we are all going to die — from this bread — or maybe not from this bread — it doesn't matter what happens to us. Therefore, we should kill people.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (rising slowly)
What people should we kill?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
People we don't like. People who are already dead.

THE CHILD:
That means lots of people.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (following Nietzsche, who is protecting his bread and has moved to the side of the stage)
This is all — very interesting.

NIETZSCHE:
Remember– I'll pay you very well.
(Nietzsche goes and sits in a high backed chair next to the bench, as the dangerous man goes rear and selects a golf club from a bag a servant has carried in at the rear. He examines the club carefully, then comes and gives a tremendous wack to the back of Nietzsche's chair, sending Nietzsche sprawling onto the floor as the woman and child giggle.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (Putting away his club and nudging Nietzsche with his foot)
Jesus Christ — maybe you should work out a little, Mr. Nietzsche. I don't think you look sufficiently muscular.

THE CHILD:
Oh no — He doesn't look even a little bit muscular.

NIETZSCHE:
I'm not supposed to be muscular.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (selecting another club)
Of course — we'd be a little worried if you got TOO muscular–
(He wacks the chair, again sending Nietzsche sprawling.)
Up on your feet, Mr. Nietzsche! Come on now–
(He steps over Nietzsche and climbs up to stand on the bench, hands on hips, as the servants enter in the shadows, carrying stick from which dangle small yellow Jewish stars.)

NIETZSCHE: (strugling to his feet)
I can do that by myself.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Turn around. Look me in the eye–

NIETZSCHE:
I'm already doing that.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (spreading his arms halfway)
I want you to hold our your arms.
(Nietzsche slowly does so)
Good. Now — I want you to whisper loud enough so that we can all hear you whispering — "Hello! Am I a prophet flying over the countryside looking into the future?"

NIETZSCHE: (as they both slowly flap their arms, and the two women have risen and bow their heads in prayer)
Yes, I am.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (Mockingly)
Well, yes I am, yes I am…
(Music builds, and Nietzsche backs into his chair, as the
dangerous man gets a golf club and again hits the chair, sending Nietzsche sprawling.)

NIETZSCHE: (from the floor, in pain)
Tell me. Do you very much like — playing golf?

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (jumping back up onto the bench)
As a matter of fact,
(He does a sudden pose to show his muscles popping)
I do like playing golf.

NIETZSCHE:
Really?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I like it.

NIETZSCHE:
Why?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
No reason.
(He relaxes, threateningly nevertheless)
But you know how much I like golf.

NIETZSCHE:
No, I didn't know that.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
We've been friends for ten years–

NIETZSCHE:
Ten long years.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Ten wonderful years.

NIETZSCHE:
Ten long years.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
After ten years of friendship, you should know golf is one of my favorite hobbies.

NIETZSCHE: (rising, looking into the distance)
You know what? I've seen you going off to play golf so often, I've concluded — it's a hobby.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Right. I like it.

NIETZSCHE:
Well, I believe you.
(Nietzsche stumbles about with a golf club, tries to execute a golf swing, and gets tangled up in himself until he drops the golf club on his foot)
You like it because —
(Giving the golf club to the dangerous man)
–you're good at it!

THE CHILD: (excitedly, as Nietzsche sits.)
He hopes to get better. And better–
(the man crosses behind Nietzsche's chair and starts wacking it with his club as Nietzsche slides to the floor exhausted)
–And better and better and better!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Excuse me, Mr. Nietzsche, but wasn't there supposed to be money in this for the rest of us?

NIETZSCHE: (pulling out a wallet full of money)
A promise is a promise.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (as Nietzsche throws bills into the air)
Oooh. The Gods provide.
Where does all this wonderful money come from, Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE:
I don't want to know such things.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Right. Some people get nervous about money.

NIETZSCHE:
How did it come to be that there is — money? Rather than –no money?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (giggling)
Thank goodness.

NIETZSCHE:
Now did the world decide to invent, and spew forth –Money!?—-take off your shoes, please.

ALL:
What?

(The Voice starts singing a falsetto "Hello! Hello!" aas Nietzsche grabs a whip and stanrts stumbing about the stage, ranting in gibberish, as the legs again rise out of the ocean with the Phallic snake between tme. Nietzsche bangs into a wall and the Voice deepend and exclaims "Ow! Ow!")

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
You don't mean take off our shoes?

NIETZSCHE:
I promised lots of money. I'm going to stuff ten dollar bills inside everybody's shoes.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (as he starts doing so)
That's crazy.

NIETZSCHE:
Yes– I'm going to squeeze ten dollars inside this shoe, and another ten dollars, and lots and lots of crumpled up ten dollar bills .
(The falsetto Voice sings "Hello, hello")

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
This is crazy—-

NIETZSCHE:
OK. With ten dollar bills stuffed inside everybody's shoes, are those shoes a little bit uncomfortable maybe?

THE CHILD:
My shoe is very uncomfortable.

NIETZSCHE:
Yes! But having those extra ten dollars makes being uncomfortable- "O.K".

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Ten dollars — not a big sum, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
Ten dollars? —Well, ten dollars is "ten dollars" my friend.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
OK. We have ten dollars in our shoes. Now what.

NIETZSCHE: (going to the cabinet)
Why don't all three of you just squeeze inside this ugly thing–

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
That ugly thing?

NIETZSCHE:
Squeeze inside please! For me.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Do you imagine us having sex inside that thing, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
No. I never said that.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Guess what, Mr. Nietzsche. Imagine it, and it might happen.

THE CHILD: (as all three enter the cabinet)
Obviously it's going to happen happen.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Obviously.
(With the three inside the cabinet, lies on the bench and becomes very excited imagining what's happening inside the cabinet, and the servants fan him, as the Voice sings fallsetto "Hello– hello– hello!" and Nietzsche falls of the bench in excitement. He rises and hears the moans of sexual excitement from inside the cabinet. As the noise dies down, he looks sadly towards the cabinet)

NIETZSCHE:
I do not love my neighbor near to me–
but wish he, or she–
were high up and far away.
(He bangs once on the keyboard and howels)
How else could he, or she–
become my guiding star?
(The child inside the cabinet squeeks in pain and the Dangerous Man mutters "You're such a child")

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (as they all exit from the cabinet)
All done in here, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
What happened to the ten dollars, please?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Don't worry, it's still in our shoes.

NIETZSCHE:
OK. Take out the money out of the shoes, please. And now see if the money STINKS!!!!

(Pause)
Well? Does it stink?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (Pause)
You've been a very bad boy, Mr. Nietzsche–

NIETZSCHE:
Yes.
(He slaps his own wrist)
I have– Tell me how I've been bad.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (indicate the Woman)
You had sex with this lady, I believe.

NIETZSCHE:
No, that's not possible.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
A certain species of girl friend;
(The Woman starts chasing Nietzsche around the bench. He falls and she is on top of him, carressing him)
–a possible wife; an everlasting bundle of — "look but don't touch."
(The Voice intones "Pleased to meet you")
Upside down on the other side of the world Mr. Nietzsche?

NIETZSCHE: (trying to avoid her caresses)
I have not done this terrible thing!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
But you have.

NIETZSCHE: (looking away)
In my dreams only.

THE CHILD: (sings–as the woman leans over and kisses
Nietzsche)
We all love Chinese babies.

NIETZSCHE: (pushing away from the woman, as the legs
and snake arise from the ocean)
No! In my dreams I have.
So punish me for such terrible dreams.

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (as he and the woman and child strip to the waist)
Punishment can sometimes be given on demand, but most of the time, what you ask for isn't exactly what you were asking for-am I right Mr. Nietzsche?

THE BEAUTIFUL LADY: (as she and the child strike erotic poses)
Say something, Mr. Nietzsche.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Hey. Very nice.

THE CHILD:
Say something wonderful, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE: (his eyes glued to their naked breasts)
Lest her happiness oppress us. . .
(He leaps up and grabs a sword which he points at the
women)
–cloak yourself in devilish tresses
Devilish wit and devilish dresses,
All in vain! Her eyes express
her angelic — saintliness.

(As the Voice sings "Hello, hello" and the deep voice intones "Ow!" — the servants run on, each with wooden phalli which they manipulate in inventive ways, as the Woman sings operatically– "Fredrick Nietzsche!")

NIETZSCHE: (watching the men rub their phalluses)
This too shall pass.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
This will not pass, buddy.

NIETZSCHE:
Help me.
(He takes off his pants)

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
You bad boy.

NIETZSCHE: (as he lies back on a bench, holding his penis, as the servants gather round)
Help me! — I have this appendage on the front of my body that swells up sometimes. It does — it really does! It's called my penis, I suppose.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
You bad, bad boy.

NIETZSCHE:
A great variety of species on this planet have a similar system that swells up. But why is this necessary? Why? Why?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (advancing toward Nietzsche and posing)
Maybe the grid on which you chart your experience is never your experience, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE: (rising to study her exposed breasts)
Oh, Why is she clever now, and so refined?
On her account a man's now out of his mind.
His head was good before he took this whirl
He lost his head — to the aforesaid girl!
(Servants run in with white sheets, some trying to clean the walls, others winding Nietzsche in a sheet to hide his penis)
I'm sorry. I'm sorry — I have this appendage — on the front of my body — it swells up sometimes.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Make some babies, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
Babies? –NO!

(He runs to grab onto the cannon, holding it like a security blanket.)

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (hushed voice, displaying her body)
Millions and millions of babies — making millions and millions of thoughts, Mr. Nietzsche — until that one day finally comes, when every possible thought has finally been thought, Mr. Nietszche.

NIETZSCHE: (whispers)
Is that really possible?

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: (Comes to look at Nietzsche,
then turns and throws herself against a probe)
But — but it takes a lot of babies — until all possible thoughts–
(There is a thud, and the servants get thrown against the walls)
–can finally be thought. So then — this whole rotten, beautiful planet can just STOP, Mr. Nietzsche.
(The child giggles as the dangerous man slaps the briefcase into Nietzsche's hand, and then turns to look at the women's breasts.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Very nice. . .

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Not death maybe,
–but something even more interesting.

NIETZSCHE:
Oh my God.
(A boat appears bounching up and down on the far ocean, and Nietzsche sings in falsetto)
Shipwreck! Shipwreck!

THE CHILD:
Shipwreck! Shipwreck!
(All run to the ocean as the music rises and try to reach out to the ship in danger. The voice cries out "Pleased to meet you? Pleased to meet you!" and Nietzsche throws his chest against the probe. Suddeny the music stops and the actors freeze.)

THE CHILD:
Your boat is now ready, Mr. Nietzsche!

THE DANGEROUS MAN: (To Nietzsche)
What's wrong?

NIETZSCHE:
There's no boat.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I know there's no boat.

NIETZSCHE:
There's no boat. Nobody climbs on board, because there's no boat–

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
You already said that, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
I said that because I want things said that will cut into me like a knife.
(He again throws himself against the probe)
I want this kind of pressure-

VOICE: (as a bell rings)
Your boat is now ready for delivery, Mr. Nietzche.

NIETZSCHE:
Was I ill? Have I got well?
Oh my memory is rotten
But those are well who have forgotten!
(He graps a whip and moaning inarticulately, starts beating the ocean. The Voice intones "Here is a man! Here is a man!" and Nietzsche tumbles over a bench)
I'm sorry to tell you–
(He reaches into his briefcase and throws papers into the air)
There is no boat!

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
I'm sorry to tell you, Mr. Nietzsche. You hurt people too. Just like everybody else.

NIETZSCHE:
That was never my intention–

THE CHILD:
Everybody hurts everybody, Mr. Nietzsche.
(The servants press recovered pieces of paper against Nietzsche's body, and he swings his briefcase to fight them off.)

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
See what I mean, Mr Nietzsche? You really hurt people-

THE CHILD:
Nobody reads the stuff you write, Mr. Nietzsche.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Nobody wants your babies, Mr. Nietzsche.

THE BEAUTIFUL WOMAN:
Nobody wants to give you — hugs and kisses.

NIETZSCHE: (crossing slowly to the cabinet)
OK. In order to bring a little bit of happiness to somebody who deserves, of course, no real happiness —
(He opens the dor to the cabinet)
I'll just — lock myself — inside this ugly thing — forever.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Hey! You're still not inside it, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE: (entering, peeking out through the door)
I'm never coming out! . . . Believe me?

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
Nobody can live forever inside that thing, Mr. Nietzsche.

NIETZSCHE:
I'm never coming out.

THE DANGEROUS MAN:
You won't come out?

NIETZSCHE: (disappearing inside as the cabinet starts advancing to center stage and childlike music is heard)
I'm never coming out!
(The stuffed horse is carried on, and the child grabs a whip.)

THE CHILD:
Ok. If you're never coming out, Mr. Nietzsche — then we can beat the shit!
(She whips and giggles)
–out of this poor little horse as much as we like, and nobody's going to stop us. Right Mr. Nietzsche? Right? Right?
(She and the woman beat the horse violently. The music turns to violent pounding, as the cabinet advances and frightens them forcing everyone to cower against the wall in terror. Nietzsche runs out of the cabinet, sees their terror as they claw their way up the wall, and heroically pushes the tank back to the side of the stage. Then as the music quiets, he does a funny little walk to center stage.)

THE CHILD:
You lied to us, Mr. Nietzsche. You said you were never coming out.

NIETZSCHE:
Yes. But how is that possible? Because-
(He thinks, then speaks softly)
I never lie.
(The lights fade.)


THE END

 


Copyright ©2000 by Richard Foreman.

Images
Copyright ©2000 by Paula Court.

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What kind of plants contain DMT? Are there other ways to access this psychedelic? Read on to learn more about how to get DMT.

How DMT is Made: Everything You Need to Know
Ever wonder how to make DMT? Read our guide to learn everything you need to know about the procedures of how DMT is made.

Having Sex on DMT: What You Need to Know
Have you ever wondered about sex on DMT? Learn how the God Molecule can influence your intimate experiences.

Does the Human Brain Make DMT? 
With scientific evidence showing us DMT in the brain, what can we conclude it is there for? Read on to learn more.

How to Use DMT Vape Pens
Read to learn all about DMT vape pens including: what to know when vaping, what to expect when purchasing a DMT cartridge, and vaping safely.

DMT Resources
This article is a comprehensive DMT resource providing extensive information from studies, books, documentaries, and more. Check it out!

Differentiating DMT and Near-Death Experiences
Some say there are similarities between a DMT trip and death. Read our guide on differentiating DMT and near-death experiences to find out.

DMT Research from 1956 to the Edge of Time
From a representative sample of a suitably psychedelic crowd, you’d be hard pressed to find someone who couldn’t tell you all about Albert Hofmann’s enchanted bicycle ride after swallowing what turned out to be a massive dose of LSD. Far fewer, however, could tell you much about the world’s first DMT trip.

The Ultimate Guide to DMT Pricing
Check out our ultimate guide on DMT pricing to learn what to expect when purchasing DMT for your first time.

DMT Milking | Reality Sandwich
Indigenous cultures have used 5-MeO-DMT for centuries. With the surge in demand for psychedelic toad milk, is DMT Milking harming the frogs?

Why Does DMT Pervade Nature?
With the presence of DMT in nature everywhere – including human brains – why does it continue to baffle science?

DMT Substance Guide: Effects, Common Uses, Safety
Our ultimate guide to DMT has everything you want to know about this powerful psychedelic referred to as “the spirit molecule”.

DMT for Depression: Paving the Way for New Medicine
We’ve been waiting for an effective depression treatment. Studies show DMT for depression works even for treatment resistant patients.

Beating Addiction with DMT
Psychedelics have been studied for their help overcoming addiction. Read how DMT is helping addicts beat their substance abuse issues.

DMT Extraction: Behind the Scientific Process
Take a look at DMT extraction and the scientific process involved. Learn all you need to know including procedures and safety.

Microdosing DMT & Common Dosages Explained
Microdosing, though imperceivable, is showing to have many health benefits–here is everything you want to know about microdosing DMT.

DMT Art: A Look Behind Visionary Creations
An entire genre of artwork is inspired by psychedelic trips with DMT. Read to learn about the entities and visions behind DMT art.

Changa vs. DMT: What You Need to Know
While similar (changa contains DMT), each drug has its own unique effect and feeling. Let’s compare and contrast changa vs DMT.

5-MeO-DMT Guide: Effects, Benefits, Safety, and Legality
5-Meo-DMT comes from the Sonora Desert toad. Here is everything you want to know about 5-Meo-DMT and how it compares to 4-AcO-DMT.

4-AcO-DMT Guide: Benefits, Effects, Safety, and Legality
This guide tells you everything about 4 AcO DMT & 5 MeO DMT, that belong to the tryptamine class, and are similar but slightly different to DMT.

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The Ayahuasca Experience
Ayahuasca is both a medicine and a visionary aid. You can employ ayahuasca for physical, mental, emotional and spiritual repair, and you can engage with the power of ayahuasca for deeper insight and realization. If you consider attainment of knowledge in the broadest perspective, you can say that at all times, ayahuasca heals.

 

Trippy Talk: Meet Ayahuasca with Sitaramaya Sita and PlantTeachers
Sitaramaya Sita is a spiritual herbalist, pusangera, and plant wisdom practitioner formally trained in the Shipibo ayahuasca tradition.

 

The Therapeutic Value of Ayahuasca
My best description of the impact of ayahuasca is that it’s a rocket boost to psychospiritual growth and unfolding, my professional specialty during my thirty-five years of private practice.

 

Microdosing Ayahuasca: Common Dosage Explained
What is ayahuasca made of and what is considered a microdose? Explore insights with an experienced Peruvian brewmaster and learn more about this practice.

 

Ayahuasca Makes Neuron Babies in Your Brain
Researchers from Beckley/Sant Pau Research Program have shared the latest findings in their study on the effects of ayahuasca on neurogenesis.

 

The Fatimiya Sufi Order and Ayahuasca
In this interview, the founder of the Fatimiya Sufi Order,  N. Wahid Azal, discusses the history and uses of plant medicines in Islamic and pre-Islamic mystery schools.

 

Consideration Ayahuasca for Treatment of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder
Research indicates that ayahuasca mimics mechanisms of currently accepted treatments for PTSD. In order to understand the implications of ayahuasca treatment, we need to understand how PTSD develops.

 

Brainwaves on Ayahuasca: A Waking Dream State
In a study researchers shared discoveries showing ingredients found in Ayahuasca impact the brainwaves causing a “waking dream” state.

 

Cannabis and Ayahuasca: Mixing Entheogenic Plants
Cannabis and Ayahuasca: most people believe they shouldn’t be mixed. Read this personal experience peppered with thoughts from a pro cannabis Peruvian Shaman.

 

Ayahuasca Retreat 101: Everything You Need to Know to Brave the Brew
Ayahuasca has been known to be a powerful medicinal substance for millennia. However, until recently, it was only found in the jungle. Word of its deeply healing and cleansing properties has begun to spread across the world as many modern, Western individuals are seeking spiritual, mental, emotional, and physical well-being. More ayahuasca retreat centers are emerging in the Amazon and worldwide to meet the demand.

 

Ayahuasca Helps with Grief
A new study published in psychopharmacology found that ayahuasca helped those suffering from the loss of a loved one up to a year after treatment.

 

Ayahuasca Benefits: Clinical Improvements for Six Months
Ayahuasca benefits can last six months according to studies. Read here to learn about the clinical improvements from drinking the brew.

 

Ayahuasca Culture: Indigenous, Western, And The Future
Ayahuasca has been use for generations in the Amazon. With the rise of retreats and the brew leaving the rainforest how is ayahuasca culture changing?

 

Ayahuasca Guide: Effects, Common Uses, Safety
The Amazonian brew, Ayahuasca has a long history and wide use. Read our guide to learn all about the tea from its beginnings up to modern-day interest.

 

Ayahuasca and the Godhead: An Interview with Wahid Azal of the Fatimiya Sufi Order
Wahid Azal, a Sufi mystic of The Fatimiya Sufi Order and an Islamic scholar, talks about entheogens, Sufism, mythology, and metaphysics.

 

Ayahuasca and the Feminine: Women’s Roles, Healing, Retreats, and More
Ayahuasca is lovingly called “grandmother” or “mother” by many. Just how feminine is the brew? Read to learn all about women and ayahuasca.

What Is the Standard of Care for Ketamine Treatments?
Ketamine therapy is on the rise in light of its powerful results for treatment-resistant depression. But, what is the current standard of care for ketamine? Read to find out.

What Is Dissociation and How Does Ketamine Create It?
Dissociation can take on multiple forms. So, what is dissociation like and how does ketamine create it? Read to find out.

Having Sex on Ketamine: Getting Physical on a Dissociative
Curious about what it could feel like to have sex on a dissociate? Find out all the answers in our guide to sex on ketamine.

Special K: The Party Drug
Special K refers to Ketamine when used recreationally. Learn the trends as well as safety information around this substance.

Kitty Flipping: When Ketamine and Molly Meet
What is it, what does it feel like, and how long does it last? Read to explore the mechanics of kitty flipping.

Ketamine vs. Esketamine: 3 Important Differences Explained
Ketamine and esketamine are used to treat depression. But what’s the difference between them? Read to learn which one is right for you: ketamine vs. esketamine.

Guide to Ketamine Treatments: Understanding the New Approach
Ketamine is becoming more popular as more people are seeing its benefits. Is ketamine a fit? Read our guide for all you need to know about ketamine treatments.

Ketamine Treatment for Eating Disorders
Ketamine is becoming a promising treatment for various mental health conditions. Read to learn how individuals can use ketamine treatment for eating disorders.

Ketamine Resources, Studies, and Trusted Information
Curious to learn more about ketamine? This guide includes comprehensive ketamine resources containing books, studies and more.

Ketamine Guide: Effects, Common Uses, Safety
Our ultimate guide to ketamine has everything you need to know about this “dissociative anesthetic” and how it is being studied for depression treatment.

Ketamine for Depression: A Mental Health Breakthrough
While antidepressants work for some, many others find no relief. Read to learn about the therapeutic uses of ketamine for depression.

Ketamine for Addiction: Treatments Offering Hope
New treatments are offering hope to individuals suffering from addiction diseases. Read to learn how ketamine for addiction is providing breakthrough results.

Microdosing Ketamine & Common Dosages Explained
Microdosing, though imperceivable, is showing to have many health benefits–here is everything you want to know about microdosing ketamine.

How to Ease a Ketamine Comedown
Knowing what to expect when you come down from ketamine can help integrate the experience to gain as much value as possible.

How to Store Ketamine: Best Practices
Learn the best ways how to store ketamine, including the proper temperature and conditions to maximize how long ketamine lasts when stored.

How To Buy Ketamine: Is There Legal Ketamine Online?
Learn exactly where it’s legal to buy ketamine, and if it’s possible to purchase legal ketamine on the internet.

How Long Does Ketamine Stay in Your System?
How long does ketamine stay in your system? Are there lasting effects on your body? Read to discover the answers!

How Ketamine is Made: Everything You Need to Know
Ever wonder how to make Ketamine? Read our guide to learn everything you need to know about the procedures of how Ketamine is made.

Colorado on Ketamine: First Responders Waiver Programs
Fallout continues after Elijah McClain. Despite opposing recommendations from some city council, Colorado State Health panel recommends the continued use of ketamine by medics for those demonstrating “excited delirium” or “extreme agitation”.

Types of Ketamine: Learn the Differences & Uses for Each
Learn about the different types of ketamine and what they are used for—and what type might be right for you. Read now to find out!

Kitty Flipping: When Ketamine and Molly Meet
What is it, what does it feel like, and how long does it last? Read to explore the mechanics of kitty flipping.

MDMA & Ecstasy Guide: Effects, Common Uses, Safety
Our ultimate guide to MDMA has everything you want to know about Ecstasy from how it was developed in 1912 to why it’s being studied today.

How To Get the Most out of Taking MDMA as a Couple
Taking MDMA as a couple can lead to exciting experiences. Read here to learn how to get the most of of this love drug in your relationship.

Common MDMA Dosage & Microdosing Explained
Microdosing, though imperceivable, is showing to have many health benefits–here is everything you want to know about microdosing MDMA.

Having Sex on MDMA: What You Need to Know
MDMA is known as the love drug… Read our guide to learn all about sex on MDMA and why it is beginning to makes its way into couple’s therapy.

How MDMA is Made: Common Procedures Explained
Ever wonder how to make MDMA? Read our guide to learn everything you need to know about the procedures of how MDMA is made.

Hippie Flipping: When Shrooms and Molly Meet
What is it, what does it feel like, and how long does it last? Explore the mechanics of hippie flipping and how to safely experiment.

How Cocaine is Made: Common Procedures Explained
Ever wonder how to make cocaine? Read our guide to learn everything you need to know about the procedures of how cocaine is made.

A Christmas Sweater with Santa and Cocaine
This week, Walmart came under fire for a “Let it Snow” Christmas sweater depicting Santa with lines of cocaine. Columbia is not merry about it.

Ultimate Cocaine Guide: Effects, Common Uses, Safety
This guide covers what you need to know about Cocaine, including common effects and uses, legality, safety precautions and top trends today.

NEWS: An FDA-Approved Cocaine Nasal Spray
The FDA approved a cocaine nasal spray called Numbrino, which has raised suspicions that the pharmaceutical company, Lannett Company Inc., paid off the FDA..

The Ultimate Guide to Cannabis Bioavailability
What is bioavailability and how can it affect the overall efficacy of a psychedelic substance? Read to learn more.

Cannabis Research Explains Sociability Behaviors
New research by Dr. Giovanni Marsicano shows social behavioral changes occur as a result of less energy available to the neurons. Read here to learn more.

The Cannabis Shaman
If recreational and medical use of marijuana is becoming accepted, can the spiritual use as well? Experiential journalist Rak Razam interviews Hamilton Souther, founder of the 420 Cannabis Shamanism movement…

Cannabis Guide: Effects, Common Uses, Safety
Our ultimate guide to Cannabis has everything you want to know about this popular substances that has psychedelic properties.

Cannabis and Ayahuasca: Mixing Entheogenic Plants
Cannabis and Ayahuasca: most people believe they shouldn’t be mixed. Read this personal experience peppered with thoughts from a procannabis Peruvian Shaman.

CBD-Rich Cannabis Versus Single-Molecule CBD
A ground-breaking study has documented the superior therapeutic properties of whole plant Cannabis extract as compared to synthetic cannabidiol (CBD), challenging the medical-industrial complex’s notion that “crude” botanical preparations are less effective than single-molecule compounds.

Cannabis Has Always Been a Medicine
Modern science has already confirmed the efficacy of cannabis for most uses described in the ancient medical texts, but prohibitionists still claim that medical cannabis is “just a ruse.”

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