Hollywood Apocalypse
ST Frequency
Hollywood's blockbusting directors are gearing up to unleash a veritable plague of apocalypse films centered around the end of the Mayan Calendar in December 2012.
Sources say John Cusack is on board to usher in Columbia Pictures' version of the world-changing 2012 event -- in this case, a gratuitous global cataclysm with lots 'o special effects. Cusack will play a divorced dad who becomes an unlikely hero leading a band of survivors after the Earth goes up in flames, according to ancient prophesy.
Simply titled 2012, the flick will be directed by Roland Emmerich, the CGI-heavy, fire-and-brimstone auteur that brought us Godzilla, The Day After Tomorrow, and Independence Day. The price tag to blow up the planet this time around is estimated at around $200 million.
Other recent or soon-to-be-released feature films on the 2012 apocalypse theme include:
– 2008's ill-fated 2012 Doomsday (" A Modern Christian Epic in the Tradition of The Omega Code and Left Behind.")
– Armageddon director Michael Bay's adaptation of author Whitley Strieber's 2012: The War for Souls, an alien-invasion end-of-the-world epic
– and a Nickelodeon/Paramount venture also titled 2012, which will apparently spin the End Times into an "action-adventure for the whole family that is based on the idea that the apocalypse is coming in December of 2012." (You know, for kids!)
Bay's film is scheduled for a release in 2010, and Emmerich's in 2009 -- a big-budget showdown that recalls 1998's back-to-back releases of Armageddon and Deep Impact, both of which feature the destruction of Earth by rocks from outer space.
I can't say I'm looking forward to the spectacle of advertising and media frenzy that is going to surround these releases. If the world doesn't explode in fire and ice at the end of the Mayan Calendar, perhaps at least Hollywood will break off into the Pacific and disappear.
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Hahaha!
media frenzy
'I can't say I'm looking forward to the spectacle of advertising and media frenzy that is going to surround these releases.'
I don't watch tv or see newspapers, or even hear the gossip, and I live in the middle of nowhere, so I won't see it.
But personally, I'm glad to see this subject aired, in whatever form.
Disasterbation
I suppose 2012 and the concept of personal or global change is to dangerous an idea to be left un-molested. I can see it now Al Gore and a gang of highly evolved 'cgi' polar bears set out to save the planet from destruction by billions of mindless 'eaters' ( to use Kissingers term ). They are ambushed by 'evil criminal' The Dali Lama and almost buried under billions of tons of carbon, when the Pope and some 'friendly' Catholic aliens turn up to rescue them or something like that........does not really bear ( no pun intended ) thinking about.
" When lies pay better than truth, expect lies."
Anon.
What's the next date of Armageddon?
Newton
gimme gimme more
discordian calendar
Try consulting the Discordian calendar, although personally I don't understand it-
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Discordian_calendar
hyi
OMG! I should have guessed it. Why won't anyone really professional moving picture artist produce a flick concerning this issue? Maybe because it is sacred theme and should not be molested beforehand...I don't want to see or hear anything from these near-future-summer-blockbusters. It would be really nice if Hollywood sunk to the sea at 2012.
transforming this dream called reality.
Torn
It's hard not to be cynical about this, and I'm not sure what I really think of it. One hand, it's potentially opening up the idea for the global audience, but on the other its very likely going to pervert the whole thing and possibly even disarm the psychedelic/Mayan/2012 movement further by cheapening it into entertainment.
I don't really think that this whole fascination is new. Even Indiana Jones mentioned Mayans and centered around Mesoamerica and the contact of "the Other." Even in I am Legend, which occurs in 2012, I could see archtype parallels here and there. Then again, Terrence McKenna talked about increasing the devotion of the existant base of peoples, not horizontal expansion...
haha
We'll all be original and upset about it soon!!! jk
But seriously---whose gonna beat the recenty Indy flick?! John C? No way.
Adam Elenbaas
I had dinner with Roland Emmerich last night...
Emmerich's intent...
Interesting choosing to cast a black man as President in 2012.
It sounds like Mr. Emmerich has confirmed that the film he envisions will be a subversion of deep prophesy for the sake of nightmare spectacle imagery, with promises of box office gold.
My gut reaction to this sort of thing is that introducing the 2012 meme to the general public in this manner – horrifying, disastrous, desacralized – is less likely to encourage further research, and more prone to instill ignorance and fear around the prophesy.
Could the psychic energy that rises up from this sensory bombardment of our collective unconscious damage the transformative power of the 2012 concept? This remains to be seen. I find the extravagant, gratuitous films that occupy most theater screens to be unhealthy for human development -- even if for no other reason than the time wasted producing and consuming them. (But there are other reasons...)
I am a film buff myself, but my tastes typically stray far from mainstream cinema. Film can be transformative if composed with an artist's intent, even when subject matter is dark or difficult. Roland Emmerich appears to have other interests.
Into Everything
Joshie2020: "2012 will be substituted with comedy..."
doesn't sound too bad! ;)
"Blockbusters" like these make some sort of sense. It seems to me that everything would be "touched by 2012", from Hollywood to higher ground, things becoming increasingly connected, increasingly absurd, increasingly profound etc.
As Wade Davis puts it, films/movies are about "writing with light the dreams of the human spirit" - so I'm not surprised to see millions of dollars and so much sensationalism brought to this topic via the "big screen".
On the other hand, a lot of other 2012ish movies, things seen on youtube etc, have a certain kind of sensationalism - what they lack in budget, perhaps they make up in frenzy.
Or, these films could look nice and quaint, in years to come.
(notice this Black Hole opens on December 21...)
Would be nice to see some small, subtle films on the subject though.
It won't hurt.
Like when we read/see characters almost waking up to a new consciousness, appearing schizophrenic and thinking the answers are somewhere down the barrel of their pistol. Oops! This is a myth that does not reflect any kind of typical situation. Enlightenment does not often (ever?) lead one to take one's life, but being aware of this archetype we explorers are forewarned to turn away from the dark choices and toward the light.
chain-letter thriller
remember Thriller? it has zombies dancing like Munchkins on the yello-goldbrick road, whats-his-name(Michael Jackson) is out on a date. The Back-Too-the-Futcha jalopy zooms by.
THE END DATE.
HOLLYWOOD......starsgate.
hey, i lived in hollywood back in the mid 80's on the corner of Fairfax and Sunset Blvd., in an old hollywood building.I would sit at the window lookin out on hollywood hills and Sunset and at night the street walkers would cry out to the cars under my window "honey, honey" and i would type prose and poetry and think about my days as a teenger walkin on Sunset, "A thousand people in the street, singing songs and carrying signs"
Oh Hollywood, how I loathe thee
I just snuck into a theater last night and watched a third of Iron Man and all of Indiana Jones. Boy were those real mind-treats...the kind where they open up your skull and coat your brain with alcoholic vomit. If these 2012 movies are even nearly as clever as those two genius works I'm sure to laugh at all the wrong times as well as at the people in the audience laughing at all the right times.
Oh, and why are these 2012 movies too chicken shit to release their movies in December of 2012? Maybe because they think that something drastic might actually happen and it wouldn't matter if they made and spent millions of dollars at that time anyway.
Who here hopes that instead of an apocalypse we get a nice little mental awakening...something subtle yet poignant would do just fine. Perhaps people realizing that if they can pool the efforts of enough people to earn millions of dollars for some mindless mental middle-finger that they can earn enough money to end world hunger and build a renewable energy grid something like the GENI project would do the trick.
The World Game Institute did some studies to see what the people of the world wanted/needed to live a happy, healthy life and how much it would cost to provide that. In 1994 they came up with the figure of $252 billion. Mere chump change compared to what the world was spending on weaponry, which averaged out at around $1 trillion. ...eh, I turned 2012 into a discussion about better answers.
self-imposed gorilla ontologistEscapism
Bad Babies!!!
There was a time during my stint as a revolutionary "performance artist" in the L.A. Underground (whatever the hell that means), that I decided I wanted to take over Hollywood. My intention manifested in the form of moving into the house closest to the Hollywood sign with those white letters outside my bedroom window as some kind of emblematic curse. My veggie oil Mercedes then exploded, my ovarian cysts popped partly from the stress of not being able to pay rent, I didn't have time to write a single poem due to the hustle, and I was left stranded at the top of that hill where I'd sit, crippled on my patio with this cursed sign above my head. I felt like I had landed in a bad movie set and that my life was a movie, the Hollywood dream inversed into a waking nightmare. It was then that the patriarchy died inside of me, and I decided that Hollywood (if it doesn't go underwater when the glaciers melt which would be awesome), needs to be taken over from the bottom up so that its loathsome narcissistic veil may be violently ripped off once and for all.
Like the Egyptians, Greeks, and Romans of old, Hollywood is a collapsed civilization that saw its climax in the 40s and 50s. Anyone who knows anything about the entertainment industry also knows that Los Angeles can only be ruled from the top- down. Aha! an added layer of complexity. Hollywood needs an artistic dictator that wants to destroy the entertrainment machine from the inside out, from the top down and from the bottom up.
That's when the fairies told me that my dreams of being a science-fiction rockstar would indeed come true, and that I would organize an entourage of like-minded performers to blow an alien-shaped hole through the zombie masses of audiences in nightclubs. I am staging an interactive shamaniacal smorgasborgasm of performance art rituals to carrier waves of music and participation of audience members encouraged to regress and become children to do fun and ungodly things in 2012 (after having earned my flame in Europe where people might be intelligent enough to realize that I perform in trance). Film in Hollywood has turned into the ultimate mind-control for American citizens. It takes something live and in-person to really shake people's brains up, something so extreme and so intense as to penetrate their desensitized frontal lobes into some modicum of free-thinking.
If you think about it, Hollywood is like a giant gas chamber, gassing out the imagination and child-like sense of wonder that might encourage anyone to become a filmmaker, a musician, a painter, etc. So it needs some Art Nazis and fake authority figures to tell people to disobey the entertrainment machine in all its soulless guises! The unfortunate thing about most human beings is that they need permission to do anything. And to give people permission, well, you need to be on top. Stay tuned for the punkrockapocalypse tour of The Bad Babysitter Project that is out to suck Hollywood security's blood in 2012!!! There IS a WAY OUT!!!!!
think
Chinatown meets the Trip 2000plus
remember Roman Polanski and that 12 year old Lolita yen
and the scene in Return to the Valley of the Hoodoo Dolls
think Bollywood on PCP. think Angels With Dirty Faces.
this is Gloria's last scene, know what i mean?
FLOOD LIGHTS pleeeeeeeeeeeese.
take a walk on Lotus Eater Day of the Locus street
plant your feet in cement of the stars
get grounded on ground candy on the bottom of yer shoe
the cheap afternoon theater show
all up in gaudy Hahawood lights
@)!@ the MAYAN CALANDER MOVIE!
and the popcorn is diped in coolaid.
here comes the Disneyland zombie parade
National Treasure Too, Book of Secrets
hidden right under yer toes, Tinker Bell!
Hollyweird died, in the Hollywood Babylon 30's n 40's
for sure, But "The Empire Never Died" and the last
Phil K.Dick flick will knock yer Gnostic socks off.
What does this mean?
haha
back in the day the late 60's plus we had R.Crumb comics, to keep us sane, there was one character called Mr. Natural, and Mister Natural upon being asked..."what does it all mean?"...answered..."It don't mean shit!" but on a more serious note, let me ask you this, why do my Levis that i just bought a month ago, already have little frayed holes forming in the pant leg? well i see those little frayed openings in the movies that are being cranked out now, the stuff around the openings is so thick with greed, with bad script writing, with goofy plots, with thrills and spills and adrenaline rush, that all those folks that live in the Hollywood sign must be snorting that white powder with high denomination Euro bills. but seriously, as the wave collapses so do the next really bad movie. but, remember Mister Natural, and keep asking, "what does 2012 movie mean?"
DOOMSDAY 2012 "feature film"
Hahaha
That's a funny story. Where do you live? NYC? I haven't seen 2012: Doomsday, but I think I should check it out as well. If anything, it will be a good laugh. It is pretty amazing how so many bad films are able to get made.
I really enjoyed Apocalypto. I watched it recently on DVD and was totally amazed by the costumes, sets, acting, and photography. Mel Gibson is a very talented director and this was a spectacular movie. Unfortunately the film seemed to have been brushed aside by audiences for whatever reason. Probably because it was all sub-titled.
So, ya...check that one out next time you are in the store!
Boycott!!!
Second that
We fan the flames of idiocy or wisdom. Thanks to people like Rupert Murdock and the Newhouses, local papers are no longer local, they are the playthings of elitists and monopolists playing with public opinion and culturing a "new consciousness" everyday in every possible way.
http://nottheoregonian.blogspot.com/2007/05/si-newhouse-iv-buys-blazers-...
Every community with a culture of independence has been targeted and effectively squelched. Housing markets manipulated, bonds and futures and every manner of free media taken aim upon. While so-called "empty oilwells" spontaneously refill, they stoke the fire of concern about the need for oil due to "dwindling supplies" or promulgate a myth of alcohol-engines and displace farm-acreage from producing food to aiding engines. They aid thereby a revolution through starvation. But that's what they are prepared for. It is their forgone conclusion.
Circumstances of natural disaster and even small order reactionism or public protest taken as justification of commercial entities promising "greater security" and implacment of police-state tactics. New buildings looking like bunkers. Cops with training similar to that given to Marines and Rangers and equipment to match....in even the small towns! Directed to the Nation, not to foreign nations. Who's our 'enemy'?
What are they readying for? one may reasonably wonder. Stoke the fires, make the People show their hands! Put 'em in the vise, and when they complain, or react, bring out the hoses, pepper spray, SWAT, and put 'em in jail! Suspend habeus corpus. National Security! Hooya!
Take over the local culture. Encourage the upper middle class to move in and displace the poor. Encourage 'infill', destroy neighborhood solidarity, put in the people with a will to gain the A-list status, buy out the old, bring in the new! The phrase 'new world order' should be minimized and made to seem like a "crazy" phrase by nut-jobs while in fact being our motto. Easy to do when you control the media.
Stoke the fear boys! Stoke it up. We'll have it all soon enough. Just control the little b****rds. Tuck it to them! What are they gonna do? "protest"? Hyuck hyuch, like that's gonna help! Hell with a community police, who might actually believe in the security of the People, we'll bring in the really cruel types. Rent-a-cops, like Blackwater, and others, who have no concept of pride in Constitution or Rule of Law. We'll even take over the Supreme Court, and make Immenent Domain a rationalization for putting not just Native Americans in reservations, but the middle-class. We'll get our slaves back. Hooya!
=========== Letter writing is still the most potent way to raise the consciousness of elected representatives: it's a record they cannot ignore and cannot say they were unaw
lets see
It will