2013 (The End Time May Be Running a Little Late)
Eliezer Sobel
Don't ask me to cite the source, but I recall Terence McKenna once suggesting that the Mayan calendar calculations might possibly have been off by two thousand years, in which case it is the year 4012 for which we need to be gearing up, not 2012. That gives us a little breathing room to finish wrapping up our affairs and stockpiling Basmati rice, peanut-butter cookies and Power Bars, and if you have a generator, the complete set of Seinfeld DVDs to help pass the time on those long, apocalyptic nights. And lately survivalists are also recommending stashing huge quantities of Benadryl in order to deal with all the new allergic reactions that the end of the world is likely to precipitate. Clearly the last thing you want to be dealing with when reality as we know it comes crashing down is a runny nose.
Meanwhile, there are many people who remain unaware that we may be getting this 2000-year grace period and thus may have quite a shock in store on Dec 22, 2012, the day after it is all supposed to come tumbling down. There's nothing worse than business as usual when you're expecting the end of the world. Can you imagine the sinking feeling some people will experience on that morning when it slowly begins to dawn on them that rather than toppling headlong into a worldwide collective existential abyss, they instead have to show up for work? It will be reminiscent of those early childhood days of waking to a beautiful, silent, freshly fallen snow, the heart leaping in a Christmas-morning-like rush of freedom and possibility, only to learn that the three-inch sprinkling of powder was insufficient to shut down the local schools.
And just when you thought you'd be off the hook from all your financial obligations for the fourth fiscal quarter of 2012, instead you end up incurring a bunch of late fees because you had been hoping to slip into the End Times with a few unpaid bills. Rather than hearing the voices of angels guiding our souls to the next station on our way to oblivion, instead the phone is ringing off the hook with creditors who won't take no-or Armageddon-for an answer.
I have a friend who is stuck with about two-dozen 50-pound bags of rice in his basement from the Y2K scare, although when new visitors ask him about it, he has conveniently invoked the impending Avian Flu pandemic as the reason for his hoarding habit, and now as the global bird cataclysm fades from the headlines, 2012 is the logical next scapegoat. Fortunately, the average person doesn't quite grasp that a 50-pound bag of rice will be about as useful in December of 2012 as the rolls of quarters were in the pockets of the Heaven's Gate suicide people. About the only truly useful thing to take with you to the Great Transition might be about 600 mics of pure LSD, to help you leap out of the body just before the world leaps out of you.
Meanwhile, if nothing does happen, Christmas morning 2012 should be a barrel of laughs. "Merry Christmas sweetie! I was going to get you that new hydrogen-powered Barbie Transporter you've been bugging me about, but I was pretty certain we'd all be dead by now. Sorry, my bad. Here, have a spoonful of rice." Then finally, the ultimate insult, New Year's Day, 2013, we're all still here, and not only here, but as miserable and whiny as ever. Or even more so, considering that we had fully expected to be on a permanent vacation from existence by then. Instead, we're faced with Macbeth's tormenting reminder:
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time.
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well Terence Mckenna
fantastic
Will we notice what just happened?
I suspect that the minute after 11:11 on 12.21.12 we will all be saying "See? Nothing happened," yet all the while the world really had ended while a new one began.
Case in point, the Y2K scare was a red herring but the old world disappeared with the new millennium, heralded by the dot-bomb and an inconceivable act of American self-flagellation that has launched us into two or three wars, a nightmare we still haven't woken up from. Who would have partied like it's 1999 if you knew what was in store around the corner?
So as the spiral tightens into a knot, we will forget all about the acceleration of UFO revelations, the fallout from the New Depression, an oddly spotless sun and such things as the "statue on Mars" and the "Montauk Monster." Instead, we'll just breath a giggly sigh of relief and proclaim that the world didn't end after all. Or did it?
actually i thought the world ended in 1972
but then it mysteriously started up again.I was experiencing my own personal apocalypse, little nobody human that i am.It might of ended in 68 when i saw that strange black line in the starry night sky, must have been a full moon that night.Some people just go out and kill other people because those others believe in freedom, they think if they end their life like that, by shotgunning down some teachers and kids they will end the world, because they hate our freedoms.
i found out my intel iMac was made in China tonight, when i installed 2 gb of memory, and then i found out that it still wasn't enough to download the software system upgrade to 10.5.4 i need 4gb.I could not get the screw out, so i had to pry the little panel off with a knife, it made me think about how silly the human condition is, 2012 is just another glitch on the blip.Oh, when all i needed was a second hand typewriter, and i few good books, and some cans of soup to last me through doomsday like in road warriors.Dune buggy barbarian punks and a lot of cheap tattoos, and canned god food.
Be Realistic
It pains me to think that so many people are so focused on 2012 being the "end time" or even the "new beginning." What really matters is that you are living in the HERE and NOW. You can't live every day like Dec. 22nd 2012 will be your last. You can't rely on scientific calculations of prophetic claims to estimate total collapsing of world economies or new revitalization's of spiritual uplifting.
What you need to do is live your life day in and day out while bringing the most love you can into this world. That is what really matters. Sure its fine to stockpile rice and things like that if you really want to. But you need to be realistic and keep the most important things in check.I would say the most important thing about 2012 is not to worry about it.
Don't let a speculation about a calendar date drag you down. As cliche as this sounds, you can't worry about things that are beyond your control. Whatever happens will happen, and thats the way it will be. If there are huge atrocities on or by that date, you will just have to deal with them like everyone else. If something really good happens, then thats cool too. Just don't let it stress you.
I once heard someone say, "Life never hands you situations that can't deal with."
end of a world age.
in a not shall
Doomsday. Again?
Along Eliezer's lines, I believe that for a prophet it must be terribly frustrating not to see the mayhem, s/he has devoted her/his life to warn about.
Missing the chance to smugly say: "What did I tell you" would be a blow to anyone, not mentioning the trouble of reconsulting your starcharts or the crystalball to find the miscalculation.
For the rest of us, hopefully 'here and now' and other deep oriental wisdom in western fast-philosophy version, will bring us through unscathed.
Well, the bounderies between the worlds ARE getting thinner, the alpha-male paranoia syndrom stronger and nature weaker.
But personally I'll start worrying seriously, the day religious and political leaders will start acting sensible. THEN the shift is imminent.
PS Rice keeps very badly in basements, unless its very dry basements
YOU MADE THIS
You talk about that frickin' date like an IMAX movie's coming out - "2012, A Space Odyssey." Most likely if the Earth is destroyed it will be BY OUR OWN HANDS.
Yes, 'Thinking', you are, most Mayaholics are preparing to Observe and not Participate by observing and not participating save, perhaps, going to seminars with DJ-s so they won't leave and sewing fuzzy coats of toxic materials to wear in the 110 degree heat.
Practicing The Golden Rule, the one you learned in kindergarten, is all that is needed to make a profound positive 'shift' HERE AND NOW, just like not eating fatty crap is all you need to do to lose weight.
PLUS, of course MOST of the Mayan codices were burned, just like That Man. Only four or five survived. How does ANYONE know that what we have been able to study and/or trill upon was not amended by the others, or even nullified. And perhaps what exists is part of a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONTEXT we can't understand by that small part alone.
http://xanaduxero.blogspot.com
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PANARCHY!
It alllll has to go - even Anarchy.
If you can't cite the source,
what's up
Nurse Ratched Says "Don't Make Noise."
I'm more frightened that any dissenting opinion is seen as "angry" and "defensive" in this Land Of The Free-ish - even on here - than I am of "2012"(Wow! added up that makes five! The number of fingers and toes on each hand! What can that deeply mean?), an asteroid hit, toxic air AND the Hillbilluminati combined.
http://xanaduxero.blogspot.com
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PANARCHY!
It alllll has to go - even Anarchy.
i really wasn't referring
i really wasn't referring to your post so much, xanaduxero - i actually really enjoy your take on things - you've got a LOT of energy, and major style
....maybe instead of saying 'angry and defensive', i should've said 'serious' - i think what really got me was the oh-so-serious replies to what was basically a light read...
thank God fo me
i donno, "sure gets hard don't it Jesus?" this line is not some guy thinking about his penis, it was in a poem this street poet i once knew, he use to recite it on the street for spare change, and at local poetry readings, I don't remember the rest of the poem, except the part about Jesus digging on the animals when he was just born, or something like that there.I remember the first time i saw Jim Ryan do his street poet thang on the main drag of Santa Cruz, i was walking down the street with another poet friend of mine and we came across Jim sayin his...it...sure...do...get...hard...don't...it...Jesus? and my friend and i began laughing like it was a joke, but Jim was from Oklahoma and he was as sincere as a hungry street poet gets.I can imagine a variation on this poem that you could recite on the street, it goes...IT sure gets strange as 2012 gets closer, don't it Buddha?
but if you recited that now you prolly would be called a torrorist a taroritz a ta-or-or-its, you know anybody that don't believe what W sez.
on the other hand
Maybe the rice was in a walk-in cooler?
Meanwhile...
Sign at a monastery in Thailand:
Cut yourself some slack:
100 years from now
All new people.
Re eliezering
Cit:
"100 years from now
All new people."
You have to be VERY enlightened to find consolation from this.
not really.
Pardonnez-moi, Somacub
I curtsy to you. I apologize for detonating. I've heard those words so much lately, applied to anything that veers, especially from conforming "non-conformists", that my Yang burst out of it's casing. Thank you for your kind response.
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PANARCHY!
It alllll has to go - even Anarchy.
if only...
not that it matters..
McKenna also suggested...
((( 2012 )))
2012 the end of time as we know is special ... While we are so focussed on the details of the prophetic apocalypse we miss the point that this change is not happening all of a sudden ... it's happening here and now ! The process of ascension is clouded with the doomsday scare ! Fear ? You can choose love as that's all you need to ascend ! .... 080808 , The opening of the crystalline gateway of christ consciousness which brings in new evolving energy is one of the important cosmic gateway openings we shall see as we more foward in this linear time construct ! Yesterday, on the 080808 a beautiful crop circle formed with the figure 8 (Infinity) below Milk Hill, Wiltshire ! It's all connected and our consciousness is not separate from the cosmic consciousness ! We are One ! Love, Laughter & Light ... Mate :)
" Follow your Bliss "
www.psychedelicadventure.blogspot.com
End of the World is Nigh
2012: A Paradigm Paradox
If you don't have the tools nor understanding to perceive an event, does it happen?
Stockpiling goods will sustain you for only a limited time. Better to prepare oneself to be flexible, liquid and resourceful.
A massive paradigm shift takes time to filter through to those who, at first, refuse to believe. A shattered worldview will be the fallout to those who do not understand anything other than linear logic.
My guess is that tachyons and faster than light travel will finally be identified, opening up a whole new world of the wondrous strange and a different understanding of " time. "
Party pooper;) But I,
Party pooper;)
But I, being one who has devised plans for survival in case of any sort of anything, will be chuckling at everyone on January 1, 2013. Why is this? Because all those people who did prepare for 2012 are going to be slightly, possibly extremely, agitated and might take it out on all those who did not prepare...I smell something along some line about like that cooking so I would say it is still good to be prepared for something...who knows...good chuckles though, thanks.
Preservation of Integrity
It may take a while before
It may take a while before you even begin to figure out what I'm talking about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOLH8Eq1vuw
Damn..
STARGATEZERO is DOWN.
RACE war is playing on my random iTUnes right at the moments
prejudicial homicide..
The lyrics.
The times we livin in brothers.
Sisters.
Angels.
Demons
THis live version is the shizzle.
from 1990.
live somewhere I didn't glance lnog nought at the dates when grabbing the link above my head here. if you're following along.
anyhow,
been flappin my gums over at the STargatezero2012 place and I might be stepping onto new platforms to speak now.
Everybody's gonna die.
Is the lyric at the moment.
It's thu 1043PM.
Ever wonder about timing & evenets
and frequencies becoming stronger & more vieral in ths sideral reality that's screaming by us in hyperspace in dimension. Www.REalitySANdwitCH.
Witch..
!
REmember.
it's always something.
Witch..
she's a witch .
burn her at that stake.
Race war..
RAce WAR...
I cna remember 1990 ..
sorto of.
a package arrived in the post today by a old voice.
ritchie ..
cheers,
mechanical ritch.
I remember flying up the highway in some old bad ass blue hot. up an ddown.
now that reminds me of another story..
back in same yhears..
but i digress.
YIkes,,
you guys can't handle when somebody hijacks a thread, imagine trying to weave them all up & sum it up into one great commentary on existential.
Googlley muck..
THe LOrax has spoken.!
"Party like it's 1999"